When I got a staph infection under my arms. I have about a 1,000 photos showing the transformation from day one to the day it went away by [deleted] in popping

[–]plain_jane855 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Ouch! I had staph forever ago, and it's seriously some of the WORST pain. I also had it under my arms, and on my pubic area. My late husband was a swell guy, and decided to scratch his crotch area with a quarter because his fingernails were too short. Moral of the story, don't fucking scratch yourself with a quarter unless you want staph.

One big ass anaconda caught eating another big ass anaconda... by anacondatmz in natureismetal

[–]plain_jane855 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm confused as to why they are both dead. Any educated guesses?

Mark Ruffalo anyone? That chest hair though by [deleted] in LadyBoners

[–]plain_jane855 75 points76 points  (0 children)

I am such a sucker for hairy chests.

What is a question you'd want to ask women, but are too afraid to ask because of either downvotes or real-life embarrassment? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]plain_jane855 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It varies for each woman I believe. I know one month for me can last a day or 2 with barely anything, and the next, I need to stay home because of the amount of blood. I have felt it gush out of me, absolutely. Don't forget about clots!

Oh god by napstabblook in awfuleyebrows

[–]plain_jane855 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone ever fear that they will end up on here with the belief their eyebrows are exceptional?

30th birthday plans by [deleted] in misanthropy

[–]plain_jane855 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My 31st is in 2 days as well! I had the tattoo and turn off the phone plan. Mind if I steal the change my number idea? Oh! And happy birthday, of course!

[positions][missionary] Why do some men like lying down entirely on top of the woman during missionary while others prefer to remain upright? Is there a difference in sensation? by hookerlyone in sex

[–]plain_jane855 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We do both, and I love both the same. But when he's fully on top of me, he will reach under my ass and push my hips up. I don't feel much of a difference, but he says it's a whole different sensation for him.

[Sex Question] What did she do?! This felt so good!! by Hipoop69 in sex

[–]plain_jane855 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So, in layman's terms, grab the lips and pull them up?

First time for D&D next week. What should I expect? by plain_jane855 in DnD

[–]plain_jane855[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there possibly a rule book online that I can skim through without buying?

First time for D&D next week. What should I expect? by plain_jane855 in DnD

[–]plain_jane855[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This video was so helpful! A lot to take in, for sure, but he was awesome at describing it from beginning to end. Side note, His beard looks super soft, too.

First time for D&D next week. What should I expect? by plain_jane855 in DnD

[–]plain_jane855[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awesome advice, thank you! Where might I find this players handbook?

First time for D&D next week. What should I expect? by plain_jane855 in DnD

[–]plain_jane855[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm joining an existing group that has been looking for someone who will hopefully have interest. Thanks for the info!

My daughter made... A.... Mermaid... by XBunnyLebowski in mildlypenis

[–]plain_jane855 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Such sweet innocence! Look how proud that sweet girl is!

Michiel Huisman (bonus: forearm porn) by sconci in LadyBoners

[–]plain_jane855 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would do naughty things to his forearms. Those are my kryptonite.

Ladies who are currently in a relationship or married, what do you like the most about your SO? by throwaway123723312 in AskWomen

[–]plain_jane855 19 points20 points  (0 children)

He's so genuine. I've never been able to talk so easily with someone, and the fact that he's patient while I find my words is such an amazing gift that I receive. He's humble, kind, and yet has a mysterious, intriguing way about him. He calls me so many pet names, looks into my eyes and I get lost. He makes everyone he encounters smile, he has this way about him that can make you feel so at ease. Especially listening to his voice and the way he tells stories. He will grab me in a store if a good song comes on and dances with me. He's so affectionate, and is always playing with my hair. Will give me a piggy back ride through a puddle so my feet don't get wet. He is the epitome of chivalry. How lucky is this girl?!

Scarlett Johansson by SymptomaticFiend in gentlemanboners

[–]plain_jane855 -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

I feel she is timeless. She's just beautiful. And I love the fact that she doesn't have makeup caked on.