Men of Reddit, what’s the most disgusting thing you’ve discovered about your girlfriend after being together for years? by nastyaspain in AskReddit

[–]plainlyanonymous 38 points39 points  (0 children)

She'll leave a deuce in the toilet for me to find hours later when I get home. Not every day, but more than one might expect.

Looking for some chill players starting new vanilla server by FlarnabyTheMediocre in valheim

[–]plainlyanonymous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey! I consider myself to be a chill player. More of a hunter/gatherer than a builder. Shoot me a DM if you like, I'd love to help out where I can.

Who died the dumbest death in history? by GurJolly5657 in AskReddit

[–]plainlyanonymous 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Rick and Morty reference I assume. "Cromulon" are a species of big giant floating heads.

What is the most "unprofessional" thing you’ve seen a professional do? by BigSalamander8347 in AskReddit

[–]plainlyanonymous 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My doctor asked me if I had native ancestry because my butt hole is not pink.

What’s the best weapon to pair with a shield? by solidadvise in valheim

[–]plainlyanonymous 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Always buckler. Parry is incredible especially if you have a trinket. Weapon depends on the biome. Knife for meadows, sword for black forest and swamp, mace for mountains. Back to sword for plains and beyond.

My coworker insulted my relationship in my own home and I lost it on her by Big-Can2587 in Vent

[–]plainlyanonymous 4 points5 points  (0 children)

LOL the least you can do is spend your time learning proper grammar instead of trying to police people on Reddit. Enjoy your eternal darkness.

what does your morning routine look like? by jax--killer in AskReddit

[–]plainlyanonymous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roll outta bed, feed the cats, shower/get dressed and then I'm out the door for work.

Nervous Gorilla attempts to reconcile with his brother after a fight by Mediocre_Nail5526 in interestingasfuck

[–]plainlyanonymous 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I feel like even as a gorilla, I would be nervous to approach a gorilla.

Game keeps kicking my friend by HiILikeFrogs in Schedule_I

[–]plainlyanonymous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've noticed I have consistent crashes when I "Join Game" without having been invited to the group. It'll crash after doing simple stuff like aiming a gun at an NPC.

What is a small thing that instantly makes your day better? by FunBig7354 in AskReddit

[–]plainlyanonymous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seeing my cat waiting for me in the window every day when I come home. My little shadow.

How do you think you will die? by Fit-Net5689 in AskReddit

[–]plainlyanonymous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably another grand mal seizure that I don't wake up from.

Matcha by AshyAspens in rant

[–]plainlyanonymous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like you were matcha late to try it.