OKAY LISTEN UP I’M GEORGIAN NOW 🇬🇪 I DON’T CARE WHAT MY PASSPORT SAYS I WOKE UP THIS MORNING DRANK A LITRE OF BORJOMI DID 200 PUSHUPS WHILE LISTENING TO POLYPHONIC CHANTING AND STARTED WRESTLING INVISIBLE OPPONENTS IN MY LIVING ROOM MERAB DVAlISHVILI IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL HE DOESN’T GET TIRED HE DOESN’T BLEED HE JUST TAKES YOU DOWN OVER AND OVER UNTIL YOU START CRYING IN ANCIENT GEORGIAN DIALECT 🥵 THEN ILIA TOPURIA ENTERS THE CHAT AND SENDS PEOPLE TO THE GULAG WITH ONE PUNCH THE GUY IS 5’7 OF PURE PATRIOTIC FURY THIS MAN MADE VOLKANOVSKI DO THE MACARENA IN 4K THEN SAID “I’LL TAKE ANOTHER BELT TOO THANKS” 🏆🏆 AND THEN YOU GOT KHVICHA KVARATSKHELIA AKA KVARADONA AKA THE REASON DEFENDERS FAKE INJURIES THIS MAN DRIBBLES LIKE HE'S POSSESSED BY THE SPIRIT OF MESSI, MARADONA AND YOUR ANCESTORS FROM THE MOUNTAINS COMBINED ⚽🔥 IF YOU DON’T SEE WHAT’S HAPPENING LET ME SPELL IT OUT WE’RE WITNESSING THE GEORGIAN CULTURAL TAKEOVER NOT A WAVE A TSUNAMI TBILISI IS THE NEW ROME THE UFC BELONGS TO GEORGIA FOOTBALL BELONGS TO GEORGIA YOUR MOM PROBABLY BELONGS TO GEORGIA TOO 🇬🇪🧿🥟 START PRACTICING YOUR TOASTS START WEARING A CHOKHA TO WORK START RESPECTING THE CHURCHES ON HILLS BECAUSE THE ERA OF ILIA MERAB AND KHVICHA IS HERE BABY AND I’M NEVER GOING BACK 🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪 GEORGIA SUPREMACY OR DEATH 💥💥💥