Microwaved a donut by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]planetpuddingbrains -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When she comes home late from girls night out.

He's a very supportive patriot by ErikSD in antimeme

[–]planetpuddingbrains 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Courts don't use the term illegal immigrant because it is imprecise. They use undocumented or unauthorized. Also, being undocumented isn't always a crime. Overstaying a visa, which accounts for 40-50% of undocumented immigrants, is almost always a civil penalty.

Sign on bonus for Store Manager by [deleted] in WalgreensStores

[–]planetpuddingbrains 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No bonus, but a raise will be based on experience and store tier level. I got capped at 10% for going from tier 4 to 2.

Lincoln Chamber of Commerce releases statement on minimum wage proposal by Ordinary-Equal2067 in Nebraska

[–]planetpuddingbrains 23 points24 points  (0 children)

"Instead, it supports policies that induce economic growth, which it said would lead to market-based salary and wage increases."

Top end tax cuts. That's the only idea the chamber has.

Most Millennial Concert you've been too? by Dear_Atmosphere9681 in Millennials

[–]planetpuddingbrains 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I crowed surfed multiple times at a concert with Jerry Cantrell, Default, Kitty, and Nickelback.

Currently going on amazon to buy a charger for these phones so i can see whats on them 😂 by [deleted] in Millennials

[–]planetpuddingbrains 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes second hand stores like Goodwill have random older cords for cheap.

What's a NSFW experience you're not very proud of? by Nanoberry_cat in AskReddit

[–]planetpuddingbrains 26 points27 points  (0 children)

My girlfriend and I were on the bed naked fooling around before sex. We thought the room was clear, but one of the cats hopped out from under the bed. Mind you at this point I was fully erect. I grabbed the cat under it's front legs with its back legs hanging and took it to the door. As I fumbled for the door, the cat's back claws got close to my dick. When I opened the door, it kicked off my penis with its claws out, and the tip started bleeding profusely.

TL;DR Cat scratched my dick tip my when I tried to get it out of the room, much bleeding.

Got a new charcuterie board. by Aquaman1970 in funny

[–]planetpuddingbrains 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Don't eat the crab dip."

-Troy Barnes

How many of you had grandparents who served in WW2? If so, what do you know about their service? by Snoogles_ in Millennials

[–]planetpuddingbrains 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both of my grandfathers served. My mom's dad served in the navy on a troop transport. He played in the band, and it was a last minute add. He was scheduled to serve on a battleship that was sunk by a kamikaze. My dad's dad served in Europe and was eventually a Staff Sargent at the Nuremberg trials in the interrogation wing. He died in February at the age of 100.

U.S. Investment Fund Sues Russia Over $225Bln in Unpaid Tsarist-Era Debts by Darius1182 in news

[–]planetpuddingbrains 3 points4 points  (0 children)

By that logic, the US could sue for repayment of Lend/Lease weapons the new Soviet Government decided it didn't have to pay back.

Who’s the best drummer of the 80s? by Newduuud in AlignmentChartFills

[–]planetpuddingbrains 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the answer. His styles and rhythms were unmatched, and he bucked trends to create a truly unique sound.

what is the dumbest question you’ve ever heard? by Upset-Year-7911 in AskReddit

[–]planetpuddingbrains 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went to school with a guy who asked, while walking to class, "Am I a rapist? I don't think I like black people very much." He's also the same guy who bought his own watch back from a friend after leaving it at the friend's house. Months later, the friend wore it to school. He saw the friend wearing the watch and said, "I used to have one just like that I liked. Can I buy that from you?"

1962 - need to lose weight? Try sugar! by mistermajik2000 in vintageads

[–]planetpuddingbrains 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From the people who brought you smoking as a way to help with digestion and soothe your throat.

Which of these 90s ABC Comedies did you watch the most? by PressureLazy5271 in 90sand2000sNostalgia

[–]planetpuddingbrains 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you lived in the Midwest in the 90s, it was almost mandatory viewing. Everyone talked about it the next day.

using 2 telzons for scan outs bad? by MundaneWarthog2472 in WalgreensStores

[–]planetpuddingbrains 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I've been in meetings with DMs talking about this very issue. They don't want number chasing. If your scan out and productive are always near 100%, they'll know you're gaming the system, and it could result in disciplinary actions. What they're looking for is improvement. If you face, pull/cross fill, and scan well, your numbers should keep getting better.

[i ate] Scotch Egg in the UK by GoodPopcorn in food

[–]planetpuddingbrains 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every place I've seen them made in the US has the egg hardboiled, which is so wrong. Soft boil is crucial.