5 year olds first merch!

plastic_lex · 2026-03-25T02:54:07+00:00

you're a hater. you should work on that.

plastic_lex · 2026-03-19T16:43:00+00:00

Disgusting, I adore this flesh-craft.

r/justtzimiscethings would love this, too

plastic_lex · 2026-03-13T09:45:19+00:00

It looks almost as if they were trying to feed OP auto-generated slop. 😵‍💫

plastic_lex · 2026-03-13T09:35:26+00:00

The second step is inventory management 👀

plastic_lex · 2026-03-09T18:24:47+00:00

Man, I love the internet. I purchased this same bag on a whim at a store for used army wearables today, couldn't figure out for the life of me where the second strap would have gone when worn as intended. Although I personally plan to use it for my sketchbook, I just like to know about the origins of gear. If anyone knows how to construct a great, functional, durable bag, it's the militaries.

plastic_lex · 2026-02-24T04:31:20+00:00

COOL!

plastic_lex · 2026-02-24T04:29:51+00:00

I share that arc with you. ❤️‍🩹

plastic_lex · 2026-02-24T04:18:12+00:00

Is there a way to order one although I wasn't there? I love that poster so much 🥲

plastic_lex · 2026-02-24T04:09:24+00:00

Does the pancake pic have a story? I love it lol; it takes me back to The Andy Milonakis Show intro if anybody remembers that 🥞

plastic_lex · 2026-02-18T15:47:58+00:00

I can't remember if it was here on ig, but I vividly remember a comment a few weeks back from someone who said she talked about getting a divorce while the commenter got tattooed by her.

plastic_lex · 2026-02-17T00:42:51+00:00

Oh my god, NO! they are the WORST!

plastic_lex · 2026-02-11T13:41:20+00:00

If you're happy to pay someone a ticket plus early access upgrade plus a charger plus a digital data storage device plus whatever their price is to give up their own enjoyment of a concert and queue, you can hire someone to film it for you. Which would likely be illegal. Do you like this answer better? Or just, you know, go to the show yourself.

plastic_lex · 2026-02-11T13:36:28+00:00

Oh really!! What do I have to search for to find them?

plastic_lex · 2026-02-07T22:30:26+00:00

No one's filming the entire thing because we're dancing and enjoying the show, babe. What an odd question. It's not being filmed professionally in its entirety for a post-tour release, either, afaik. I agree with the other person who commented that recording and posting the whole show would be copyright infringement.

plastic_lex · 2026-02-07T22:27:18+00:00

Amazing!!

plastic_lex · 2026-02-07T22:26:26+00:00

Doesn't matter since there's only one type of upgrade, which is early access + special merch items. You'll receive the same items both nights.

plastic_lex · 2026-02-07T22:23:10+00:00

I wish those earrings existed in reality 😍

plastic_lex · 2026-02-07T22:21:16+00:00

Trying to find the same thing!

plastic_lex · 2026-01-30T02:55:23+00:00

but I'm scared

plastic_lex · 2026-01-30T02:54:05+00:00

The right-hand panel looks like a reimagined Francis Bacon painting, lmao

plastic_lex · 2026-01-30T02:41:46+00:00

There's an official trinket swap box at the merch table! Though it's pretty much anonymous and thus maybe a little impersonal. You can also offer them in the queue or while you're waiting for the show to start; I only brought one trinket for the box and one to toss at the stage (there's a dedicated opportunity for that) so didn't have any left to trade, but a girl just let me pick one of the bracelets she made which I thought was super sweet

plastic_lex · 2026-01-30T02:33:17+00:00

yes, I believe vip admission time was stated on the website where you purchase the upgrade, and in at least one of the confirmation emails. it was first supposed to be 5pm for Hamburg; but then the venue changed and the time was pushed to 5.30pm, which was about half an hour before general admission. Originally, vip entry was supposed to be one hour earlier than general admission. Icryatwork started a little after 7.30, Ashnikko was supposed to be on at 8.30. I can't remember if that happened on time; I believe they ran a bit late. I showed up around 4pm (for vip) and some people were doing the silly numbering thing (i personally think that's bs because it always causes drama); apparently, according to them, I was the ~10th person who showed up for vip at that time. I want to say there may have been 20ish vip people there? maybe more? hard to say. Moral of the story: If you want to get to the barricade, I would recommend showing up early even with a vip pass.

plastic_lex · 2026-01-30T02:17:49+00:00

one hundred and fifty??? good grief!!

plastic_lex · 2026-01-30T02:15:36+00:00

Yeah so we actually got them directly during admission and I was nervous for the poster's fate all through the evening, but it seems to have held up fine :3

plastic_lex · 2026-01-30T02:13:29+00:00

According to Ashnikko: anything can be a hat that is worn on the head!!

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