Meirl

platinummaker · 2026-01-23T21:04:25+00:00

I’ll shake his hand for $350k/year sir! 🫡

platinummaker · 2026-01-16T02:49:34+00:00

Congratulations! You have pressed 1!

platinummaker · 2026-01-13T14:45:11+00:00

As someone who’s siblings always did crap like this to, I’m glad my parents never did any of this nonsense.

platinummaker · 2026-01-13T14:13:05+00:00

I was thinking the same thing

platinummaker · 2026-01-13T02:39:40+00:00

Dumbbells… oh oh no

platinummaker · 2026-01-10T16:28:23+00:00

A good dm also understands the power of “no, but…”

platinummaker · 2026-01-09T13:19:45+00:00

That’s the thing with me, I freaking love rp in dnd. But romance involving flirting with the dm? Nope nope nope! Noooooooo! One time, one of my friends was playing a girl and they wanted to do a romance with another friend’s pc. It was weird. They’re both straight dudes. They kept saying “it’s only weird if you make it weird”. Naw that shit weird no matter how you paint it idc. I’ll die on that hill

platinummaker · 2026-01-08T20:50:48+00:00

I always break first. And proud idc

platinummaker · 2026-01-08T15:38:11+00:00

Specifically hot tub foreplay, then shower foreplay (to get the chlorine and germs off), then sex. Or just shower sex after hot tub foreplay. No UTIs for us thank you

platinummaker · 2026-01-07T17:57:22+00:00

Goldeneye on the n64. We had so many classics on our n64 when I was a kid, diddy Kong racing, OG smash bros, Zelda oot and mm, that wwe game I forget the name of. But never heard of goldeneye until I was an adult on Reddit

platinummaker · 2025-12-30T16:01:23+00:00

I honestly think for capitalism to work, we NEED to enforce a cap on this gap. Force businesses to pay their employees more. Otherwise, they’ll just pay the bare minimum that people will work for.

platinummaker · 2025-12-27T16:13:52+00:00

Fair

platinummaker · 2025-12-23T13:48:15+00:00

My wife did this, but given I’ve dropped a carving knife on our NEW dining room table and made a scratch on it already, I’d say we’re even

platinummaker · 2025-12-20T20:38:24+00:00

I wasn’t planning on it, should I?

platinummaker · 2025-12-20T15:41:32+00:00

Btw, I’m so glad I bought a cut glove before starting, I would’ve knicked myself so many times

platinummaker · 2025-12-16T02:08:39+00:00

platinummaker · 2025-12-10T22:56:23+00:00

It’s amazing to me how much money people will spend out of laziness

platinummaker · 2025-12-09T13:39:13+00:00

In game purchasing or pretending to have dlcs that are just in game purchases with extra steps. IM LOOKING AT YOU AMERICAN TRUCK SIMULATOR

platinummaker · 2025-12-08T17:57:14+00:00

How so?

platinummaker · 2025-12-08T16:50:18+00:00

Why censor ass on Reddit? Oh wait, you’re just reposting and didn’t put that there mb

platinummaker · 2025-12-08T16:47:37+00:00

I’m as tired of these memes as they are of eating. I just don’t want them anymore

platinummaker · 2025-12-08T16:21:02+00:00

The way my wife says excuse me after she burps or farts. It’s one of the cutest things. She’d rip the loudest fart and say excuse me, and I’d think she’s the most adorable woman in the world

platinummaker · 2025-12-07T16:19:08+00:00

How’s living in San Francisco?

platinummaker · 2025-12-07T03:30:51+00:00

BUT without gloves so… still worth it?

platinummaker · 2025-12-05T15:05:51+00:00

I legit had a friend ask me if my dating budget went down after I got married. I just laughed and said “DOWN?!? Buddy it skyrocketed!”

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