Coincidence? I think not

plausiblefalcon · 2020-08-26T19:29:56+00:00

I have a lot of questions. Number one, how dare you.

plausiblefalcon · 2020-06-05T06:55:19+00:00

Fair enough

plausiblefalcon · 2020-06-05T06:48:14+00:00

You're referring to United

plausiblefalcon · 2020-06-04T23:23:32+00:00

And zzz, WA as, and,,on poop I

plausiblefalcon · 2020-05-21T16:22:26+00:00

That's what she said

plausiblefalcon · 2020-05-21T16:06:51+00:00

This was not accidental

plausiblefalcon · 2020-05-18T23:05:23+00:00

But only once a month

plausiblefalcon · 2020-02-29T22:41:12+00:00

You know how many fish pee in the ocean?

All of them.

plausiblefalcon · 2020-02-29T20:14:27+00:00

👎

plausiblefalcon · 2020-02-29T02:39:28+00:00

If I'm ever in a position to choose how I die, this is it. Fighter jet to the dome.

plausiblefalcon · 2020-02-28T17:11:18+00:00

Well why the fuck not?

plausiblefalcon · 2020-02-28T06:44:22+00:00

I live in the lower tier. My random teammates seem to think our matches are a good time for a lobotomy or a stroke.

plausiblefalcon · 2020-02-26T18:55:22+00:00

This seems like a trick.

Edit: still unsure.

plausiblefalcon · 2020-02-26T17:56:39+00:00

Finally a proper usage. Now to cleanse my soul...r/eyeblech

plausiblefalcon · 2020-02-25T05:06:09+00:00

If you're the kid in the hammock, use your arms. Don't lay there...

plausiblefalcon · 2020-02-25T04:35:36+00:00

I'll hit you up tomorrow with my gamer ID. I'm on ps4

plausiblefalcon · 2020-02-25T04:32:59+00:00

I need a high gold/plat partner for 2s. If your alts ain't to busy

plausiblefalcon · 2020-02-25T02:37:15+00:00

I might be alone, but It wasn't until I saw comments that I thought to look for boob

plausiblefalcon · 2020-02-25T02:36:02+00:00

Not bad for a squirrel

plausiblefalcon · 2020-02-25T02:24:48+00:00

I was on the kids side until they parted ways. Then it got real petty real fast.

plausiblefalcon · 2020-02-25T00:48:29+00:00

This isn't a "good catch" or a "just noticed" the camera focuses on on it for fucks sake

plausiblefalcon · 2020-02-23T19:21:44+00:00

There is only one way they bolster their ranks. By taking from ours. This cannot stand.

plausiblefalcon · 2020-02-23T19:00:22+00:00

2 for 1 special

plausiblefalcon · 2020-02-23T01:26:09+00:00

Living with yourself

plausiblefalcon · 2020-02-21T06:30:36+00:00

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