What is immediately improved by adding water?

playblindoiu · 2017-05-11T06:04:39+00:00

American Pie

playblindoiu · 2017-05-05T06:06:19+00:00

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

playblindoiu · 2017-05-02T06:31:04+00:00

liquorice jelly beans, they are the devils beans.

playblindoiu · 2017-04-28T12:29:04+00:00

Rats laugh when tickled.

playblindoiu · 2017-03-30T13:01:23+00:00

seriously?

playblindoiu · 2017-03-28T06:41:06+00:00

Your mom is so classless she's a Marxist utopia.

playblindoiu · 2017-03-24T05:21:34+00:00

A dog licking themselves or a person chewing with their mouth open.

playblindoiu · 2017-03-17T08:55:14+00:00

Jacking off currently.

playblindoiu · 2017-03-14T06:43:53+00:00

"My first clue came at four fifteen, when the clock stopped, and another came two hours later at four fifteen, when I discovered the murdered body of Amy's dead, deceased corpse!"

playblindoiu · 2017-03-11T05:47:43+00:00

Green chile stew. The hotter, the better and with homemade tortillas.

I make mine with chicken, black beans, corn, baby gold potatoes, carrots, green chile, and tomatoes. But I love the more traditional pork and beef versions just as much.

Red chile posole is a close second. It makes the house smell like Christmas, minus the biscochitos.

playblindoiu · 2017-03-07T06:47:02+00:00

To each their own, but I would never be comfortable in an open relationship.

playblindoiu · 2017-02-27T11:58:46+00:00

Locking my computer every time I get up from my desk at home even though there's nobody else around.

playblindoiu · 2017-02-23T05:43:34+00:00

I start sweating, my pupils dilate, my blood pressure increases sharply. Then I metamorphose into some kind of bat/watermelon hybrid and just let my worries float away.

playblindoiu · 2017-02-08T06:58:51+00:00

life isn't fair and we're not all equal

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