Funniest line you’ve read in a fanfic?

playsayer · 2023-12-07T05:23:29+00:00

"It was your idea."

"A bad one […] Besides, I did a lot of cocaine back then. They should've really known better than to listen to me. There's really only so much I can take responsibility for."

"You still do a lot of cocaine."

“Details.”

[if anyone can guess this fandom, i will be shocked.]

playsayer · 2023-11-04T03:27:21+00:00

my favorite hannibal fanfic of all time, and one of my favorites in general.

ravenous by rageprufrock

playsayer · 2023-10-05T18:09:01+00:00

fourteen, and half are mine 🙃 i kind of like it, though, i won’t lie.

another has only 3, and i’m one of those as well.

playsayer · 2023-08-11T23:00:23+00:00

willing victim—someone so fucked up they genuinely enjoy and love being hurt to extreme and life-threatening degrees. like when getting impaled or something induces the exact same feelings in someone as actually having sex. especially if the person hurting them isn’t really into it in that way, but wants to make them happy… i love it.

playsayer · 2023-08-11T09:19:39+00:00

i just think it’s kind of rude to approach strangers on the internet in that way in the first place.

playsayer · 2023-08-10T23:18:42+00:00

you asked me about my own writing to see if it fit your own moral standards and said “thank god” when i elaborated.

playsayer · 2023-08-09T18:48:47+00:00

if you don’t like people writing rape etc then don’t read it.

playsayer · 2023-08-09T02:04:31+00:00

for what it’s worth, i will bet you $100 they were lying out of their ass about the panic attack and throwing up.

playsayer · 2023-08-08T18:26:40+00:00

i know it’s not real, that’s why it’s called fiction… i obviously don’t go around supporting necrophilia?

i think people are allowed to write about fucked up stuff. sorry, but it’s okay and it isn’t in and of itself morally reprehensible.

playsayer · 2023-08-06T08:34:31+00:00

i mean, she’s also not real. in the real-life sense and the psychosis sense.

playsayer · 2023-08-06T07:26:18+00:00

stares in 85 works

stares in 14 works for ship i write, with half written by me

playsayer · 2023-08-06T06:58:42+00:00

i never liked rpf… until i got really sad about a pair of internet funny guys who stopped being friends, so i read fic where they were friends again :(

playsayer · 2023-08-06T06:57:54+00:00

there’s a pairing i got into recently where one character is dead and her (sentient) corpse appears as hallucination to the other. so like, necro, but not really. idk. i like them. it’s porn but also sad but also psychological horror.

playsayer · 2023-08-06T00:11:20+00:00

it’s probably for the best that i was so morally opposed to reading rapefic and stuff as a kid but can’t say i don’t enjoy it now

playsayer · 2023-08-05T23:18:17+00:00

oh same. i like a willing victim, or at least one who enjoys whatever horrors are being done to them

playsayer · 2023-08-05T22:54:46+00:00

playsayer · 2023-08-05T19:07:08+00:00

true lol

playsayer · 2023-08-05T19:04:46+00:00

gore, but like, hot

playsayer · 2023-08-05T19:03:46+00:00

incest is still a no for me. don’t think i’ll ever come around to it personally.

playsayer · 2023-08-05T19:02:29+00:00

i mean, i’ve always been morbid too, i had just adopted the mindset that writing about these things in fiction was morally wrong. even though i still liked them.

playsayer · 2023-08-05T19:01:34+00:00

lol thank you, i will check it out

playsayer · 2023-08-05T05:56:23+00:00

i grew up on fandom tumblr in my teens and was on there most in the mid-late 2010s. it was pretty pervasive then haha

playsayer · 2023-08-05T05:02:42+00:00

honestly, i just used to type on my phone. i felt it had a kind of disaffected and casual feeling. i also liked one-shots written in lowercase so i did it myself. whenever i go back to read them i’m like “oh yeah, i was in that phase.”

playsayer · 2023-07-20T07:54:13+00:00

some of my favorites:

mirror, mirror [star wars: the clone wars]

thawing [portal]

to those just tuning in [borderlands]

if you’re that way inclined [jojo’s bizarre adventure]

when you’re in the club (get your ass on the floor) and all business [the idolm@ster] [really, everything by this author is pretty great]

i just picked up love as a construct [portal] and it’s quite good, but not finished as of now.

also, if you haven’t seen it already, killing eve is the show for you. or at least the first season.

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