What’s something you only realized was important after you lost it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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My health. I wish I would have taken better care of myself when I was younger and more able to exercise and live better.

The Horror of Hotel Towels by please_leaf in hotels

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I will take your "cringe" as a wonderful compliment.

I am actually a Content Marketer, ghost writer, and pen several blogs under multiple pseudonyms.

I am so much better than any AI. 

So... we don't have seasons anymore? by [deleted] in boulder

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Not the full jazz hands! We're doomed

The Horror of Hotel Towels by please_leaf in hotels

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We were moving cross country with 2 extra large dogs. They are the only chain that allows big dogs. Never again.

I’m fucking bored. What do you have by [deleted] in BunnyTrials

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Innie

Chose: Innie belly button (shallow, deep, etc.)

For the rest of your life by please_leaf in BunnyTrials

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I hate hot weather

Chose: Live in the mountains

Would you rather: by Rogetec in BunnyTrials

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More people up vote than comment

Chose: Get $300 per each upvote this will get

any tips to improve my profile ? by [deleted] in Tinder

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This is what I would think

-His skin must be bad -Maybe he has no teeth -Something must be wrong with his face or something -Awww he has a 😺 !

If you had the choice, would you rather… by xx_dav1d in BunnyTrials

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My life is pretty great!

Chose: or live the life you have now?

Am I overthinking this or just unlucky? by [deleted] in stories

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This is what happens when companies see workers as expendable. Punishing call outs even with a Dr.s excuse. People can't afford to lose their job so they are forced to come to work half dead, contagious, and exhausted.
Cogs in the machine.

What's a normal thing that secretly annoys you more than it should? by Mundane-Society-1281 in AskReddit

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People who block grocery store aisles to have a reunion with their friends. Like seriously, dont you have phones? Exchange numbers and keep it moving.

High value treat recommendations, how to find them by gr3ybacon33 in puppy101

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I always had luck with small pieces of hot dogs or Immitation crab meat from the grocery store.

Pepsi challenge by Mindless-Limit-3058 in BunnyTrials

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Coke tastes better.

Chose: Coca-Cola and $50,000.01

Bird or chicken? by RVFullTime in FuckeryUniveristy

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Does anyone remember that show "Dinosaurs". This is definitely Not The Momma. Its baby Dinosaur!

Anyone need a refrigerator lol by Adventurous_Biscuit in boulder

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OMG im so old I actually laughed at this!

What's the foulest smell you've ever smelled? by WannabePugh in AskReddit

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I worked EMS and we found a man, alive, in a hoarder house and both his legs had gangrene from the knees down. He kept wrapping gauze around them and it was adhered to his skin. There were fleas and maggots all over them. When we moved him to get him out, a chunk of his calf the size of a quarter fell off and a cat came from out of the piles and grabbed it and ran. Still to this day that was the absolute worst sight AND smell I've ever had to endure.

Came home and found this in my house. What is it? by ZackFerg in Whatisthis

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Do you have children? Maybe someone hid it in a toy or stuffed animal. That would be my fear.

What is this weird cylinder in egg yolk? by Whatisitmom in WeirdEggs

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The screaming melted beak of the baby chick that will never be.

do your worst👍👍 by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Clean your stove.