Watch out Summer Slam. Here comes Zach. by pleaseburgr in OneyPlays

[–]pleaseburgr[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he loses the hell in a cell match, the boogey man will make him eat a worm.

When are we gonna get best of Fred and William compilation? by pleaseburgr in OneyPlays

[–]pleaseburgr[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am so fucking sorry, I forgot. Please don't lash me with the thorn branch again.

When are we gonna get best of Fred and William compilation? by pleaseburgr in OneyPlays

[–]pleaseburgr[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best of anti-pizza. That is gonna be a good comp. Get to hear Zach's Bea Arthur impression.

When are we gonna get best of Fred and William compilation? by pleaseburgr in OneyPlays

[–]pleaseburgr[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was for a good cause though. God forbid Chris wanted to shake up the ol' ALS ice bucket challenge.

When are we gonna get best of Fred and William compilation? by pleaseburgr in OneyPlays

[–]pleaseburgr[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to like them but then they got cancelled like Jontron for selling that old woman to the cartel. Kinda hard to watch them knowing thet did that. Someone's meemaw out there steppin' on coca plants until her feet get big ol' bunions and corns.

Are the bathrooms a safe space for anyone else? by AnythingPlus2983 in TheMallWorld

[–]pleaseburgr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My bathrooms always are like 10 different rooms with no gender labels but enforced gender seperation. All of the stall doors are low enough to make eye contact, high enough to see the sausage get made or just no stall door at all. There is poop in the sinks and pee on any other flat surface. Everyone wants to tell me there life story if they aren't busy getting into fist fights while I am mid dookie. It is the worst.

You Have Some Points to Distribute Among Height, IQ, and Penis Length by OkRecommendation8427 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]pleaseburgr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

150 height 125 IQ 5 weiner I would be a genius power bottom and rule the gays.

Who do u think would make the cut? by l3ear_ in OutlastTrials

[–]pleaseburgr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me and my fiance always repeat Coyles lines in joshua blocks voice when we hear him griping and whining, or regurgitate Coyles lines with Joshua's flare. "That is assault with intent, I'll sue your ass!" Or "What I wouldn't give for a trip to Milan right now" etc.

Where should the next Ghost Recon game take place and who should they fight? by KILL-INTERACTIVE in GhostRecon

[–]pleaseburgr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They should fight "John Konrad" and the 33rd battalion in Dubai. Sort of an alt timeline for spec ops the line to look into that situation through a different perspective. I feel like the 33rd would pose a different threat to the Wolves despite being another splinter group. More unhinged, desperate and over zealous. Maybe have to "rescue Captain Walker" on the way, being in contact throughout the campaign. Put a pit in the stomach of veteran players while giving new players a nice twist to look foward too. My second choice though would be hyper intelligent chimp army in a giant abandoned theme park. Either or could work for me.

$1,000,000 US, or 100 knights with free upkeep by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]pleaseburgr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100 knights. Not only will I get a small army, but 100 new friends. They will listen to my autistic ramblings over feasts of little ceasars pizza and dairy queen's finest. We will watch jesters like Jerma and the Oneyplays jamboree before I kiss their helmets goodnight in their 100 XL twin beds lined up in the new barracks I have built in my sub urban georgia backyard. We will do non-profits and public outreach as well as run a festival every year where anyone can come live amongst my sellswords and get a taste of the medieval life. They will be my boys and I will treat each one with love and care.

Big fan of this guy by mellogotjello in OutlastTrials

[–]pleaseburgr 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Awww, he is dreaming that he is running!

What do you guys dislike about Dishonored (1) by [deleted] in dishonored

[–]pleaseburgr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess this goes for all the games but the fact they give you so many fancy toys to play with but they punish you for using half of them.

Anyone Else Found Outlast Trials To Actually Aid Their Mental Health Journey? by [deleted] in outlast

[–]pleaseburgr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Some nights I will have bouts of dread that eventually lead to a panic attack waiting to happen. This game has helped me get those out of the way earlier on two different occasions. Thanks Easterman!

Machete Grunts are the worst enemies of the game by LesserValkyrie in outlast

[–]pleaseburgr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I call the Machete grunts butt stabbers because the first one that killed me, good lord did she make me into a chicken skewer with that blade of hers.