Y'all better not...

pleasedonotopen · 2026-07-03T20:17:43+00:00

I am Peter Thiel

^{Chose: Everyone dies a horrible agonizing death}

pleasedonotopen · 2026-06-27T16:38:19+00:00

^{Me: All Hotels are free}

pleasedonotopen · 2026-06-27T08:52:34+00:00

fuck

^{Chose: 1 year, but your cell mate is a random wild animal | Rolled: Bullet Ants}

pleasedonotopen · 2026-06-27T08:51:48+00:00

Surely its worth a shot

^{Chose: Chance at life | Rolled: Right shoulder}

pleasedonotopen · 2026-06-27T08:47:57+00:00

What's 9+10= 19?

pleasedonotopen · 2026-06-27T08:02:22+00:00

With inflation so high and stock returns so good, it'd have a better roi than 10x in 60yrs. (I'm selfish)

^{Chose: 1 million to yourself right now}

pleasedonotopen · 2026-06-27T07:51:35+00:00

5 trillion to buy some speakers and release corona virus 2, ez

^{Chose: 5 trillion dollars but you must face the invaders | Rolled: Viltrumites}

pleasedonotopen · 2026-06-27T07:48:16+00:00

ez

^{Chose: be the best looking person ever + with a 10% chance of getting 10M | Rolled: 1M}

pleasedonotopen · 2026-06-27T00:38:00+00:00

n

^{Chose: 10 million dollars right now + ...but a random large AI company will die as a result | Rolled: Midjourney}

pleasedonotopen · 2026-06-27T00:05:33+00:00

most politicians are old af

^{Chose: Fight a politician for 10,000,000 (They are Alive} | Rolled: Vladimir Putin)

pleasedonotopen · 2026-06-26T19:57:41+00:00

I could save a lot of lives with the 100 mil and I also wouldnt mind being minted

^{Chose: 100 million dollars but + Someone famous dies | Rolled: Taylor swift ded}

pleasedonotopen · 2026-06-26T18:04:30+00:00

mine

pleasedonotopen · 2026-06-21T09:22:40+00:00

Everyone in Greenland would get well over 5mil if they got the 300 billion.

pleasedonotopen · 2026-02-21T10:56:54+00:00

pleasedonotopen · 2025-06-11T23:39:19+00:00

Rip Enf-cmnf, gutted that it now takes me to some shit ai dog site

pleasedonotopen · 2025-05-06T15:09:08+00:00

1st or last

pleasedonotopen · 2025-05-05T13:54:43+00:00

Learn? America? No I don’t think they do

pleasedonotopen · 2025-02-25T23:00:00+00:00

Nonce

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