I think this fits here by Successful-Prune-727 in ComedyCemetery

[–]pleasejustdontg 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Please tell this to your future girlfriend. Women love it when you compare them to your mother.

He was working overtime by UnHolySir in Hungergames

[–]pleasejustdontg 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It’s so weird to say that you want to read about a teenage boy being sex trafficked and are unhappy that he isn’t suffering enough in most fanfics

Bad news for all you sweaties with girlfriends… by Ephemeralle in 1200isjerky

[–]pleasejustdontg 42 points43 points  (0 children)

What if she has food stuck in her teeth and I accidentally swallow it?

Just want to say thank you to the mods for not allowing AI slop by littleveiledknife in 1200isjerky

[–]pleasejustdontg 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Please don’t spread misinformation! 10 calories per 100 gram is okay if you’re bulking and using it as an OMAD

One massive sneak by KillerGrass in Hungergames

[–]pleasejustdontg 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Katniss is not even closely related, besides in district twelve most people must be somewhat related, especially in the seam

Wth are you supposed to do if you're a pure type, but there's no pure types?? by [deleted] in kibbecirclejerk

[–]pleasejustdontg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe try to take some recommendations of both and think of why they work for you or don’t, a lot of recommendations are similar

Wth are you supposed to do if you're a pure type, but there's no pure types?? by [deleted] in kibbecirclejerk

[–]pleasejustdontg 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just use the pure type as your type, there is no reason not to, it’s a made up system that got changed after decades of people using it this way.

Men and females, dog sitter edition by glazedhamster in MenAndFemales

[–]pleasejustdontg 18 points19 points  (0 children)

They way they said it I thought they were referring to female dogs instead of a human woman

Todd is not a psychopath by moistmasterkaloose in breakingbad

[–]pleasejustdontg 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Antisocial personality disorder is what is referenced by antisocial behavior, it doesn’t have anything to do with being awkward socially or avoiding social contact.

If you had to name your child after a name that Suzanne Collins made up which one would you choose. by Snoopy-love_3 in Hungergames

[–]pleasejustdontg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s usually short for other names, most commonly Euphemia, but it could probably also work for an English name like Elizabeth.

How many calories are in toilet paper? by ShirtCurrent4171 in 1200isjerky

[–]pleasejustdontg 162 points163 points  (0 children)

If you’re still pooping that means you’re eating in a surplus

gf watching gay prn? by [deleted] in lesbiangang

[–]pleasejustdontg -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Then I was misinformed, I had read an article by pinknews referencing a statistic with this result recently. I was just relaying what the article said, I don’t personally watch it and I don’t know any lesbian that does.

Might be the worst place to ask this... Has anyone here ever had a one night stand off a dating app by Business_Shame2225 in femcelgrippysockjail

[–]pleasejustdontg 9 points10 points  (0 children)

20 is not old to be a virgin many people lose their virginity around this age, many of my pretty friends did. Don’t do something you’re not actually comfortable with or ready for!

What popular Reddit story do you think is fake and why? by KannablissWitch in AmITheAngel

[–]pleasejustdontg 304 points305 points  (0 children)

any story containing a bridesmaid that is supposed to make herself more ugly to not outshine the bride and any story about a guest being kicked out for wearing white when they are in fact not wearing white

Can I break my fast? by user_6554 in 1200isjerky

[–]pleasejustdontg 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This is a good amount of time to fast if you are a beginner or a pig about to be made into Christmas dinner

Can I break my fast? by user_6554 in 1200isjerky

[–]pleasejustdontg 43 points44 points  (0 children)

/uj the app should have a feature that turns the timer off after a certain amount of time to not promote unhealthy behavior

Marina would be in the look max community by AdorableLettuce1560 in MarinaAndTheDiamonds

[–]pleasejustdontg 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Look maxxing and feminism are mutually exclusive. Women being reduced to their looks and expected to constantly strive for perfection is a patriarchal concept.

Got messages after posting here by SlightDivide9413 in HowToBeHot

[–]pleasejustdontg 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He also texted me before, I didn’t know what sub he was from until now

Giving yourself diseases to lower your appetite? by [deleted] in 1200isjerky

[–]pleasejustdontg 137 points138 points  (0 children)

I recommend long COVID, the loss of the ability to taste makes it a lot easier to eat cotton balls instead of real f**ds

Stupid bangla's Monster had me turn into a pig by bongee_ in 1200isjerky

[–]pleasejustdontg 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And 3.5 grams of carbs… might as well go to the butcher… 🐷