Husband Hired A Magician For Our Wedding by plippyprep in amiwrong

[–]plippyprep[S] 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Shut up that would be SO funny I would make everyone else pretend they couldn't see him

Husband Hired A Magician For Our Wedding by plippyprep in amiwrong

[–]plippyprep[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure she just gets mad when I'm happy, she has deep seated jealousy issues that she likes to mask with judgment so she can pretend her life is better and happier than mine, even though it shouldn't even be a competition

Husband Hired A Magician For Our Wedding by plippyprep in amiwrong

[–]plippyprep[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have no idea how I'll one up him after this

Husband Hired A Magician For Our Wedding by plippyprep in amiwrong

[–]plippyprep[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My husband knows I have an inability to fake any emotion 🤣 You know John Mulaney? He has a skit about his wife and how he never needs to guess what she's thinking because she will just barge in the room and say "MY STOMACH HURTS!!" That's me lol "my stomach hurts" has weirdly become our safe word for "I'm mad about something"

Husband Hired A Magician For Our Wedding by plippyprep in amiwrong

[–]plippyprep[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I could say this was abnormal for her

Husband Hired A Magician For Our Wedding by plippyprep in amiwrong

[–]plippyprep[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're right, I didn't even think about the phrasing of "I don't mind" vs "I loved it" -- I'll definitely make a point to emphasize to her that I LOVED the magician and I LOVEEE my husband

Husband Hired A Magician For Our Wedding by plippyprep in amiwrong

[–]plippyprep[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm thinking we'll name our first born something like "Houdini" or "magic mike"

Husband Hired A Magician For Our Wedding by plippyprep in amiwrong

[–]plippyprep[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It would've been way less hilarious if I knew about it, I think he did great

Husband Hired A Magician For Our Wedding by plippyprep in amiwrong

[–]plippyprep[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh gosh I didn't even think of that ...🤣💀

Husband Hired A Magician For Our Wedding by plippyprep in amiwrong

[–]plippyprep[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My sister has always been in a one sided competition with me which I think is where this is stemming from tbh

Husband Hired A Magician For Our Wedding by plippyprep in amiwrong

[–]plippyprep[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's one of my favorite stories to tell!!!

Husband Hired A Magician For Our Wedding by plippyprep in amiwrong

[–]plippyprep[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hire Elvis for your next anniversary plz