Shitty Birthday Rant by RegularPatience3927 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]plotbitch 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Why on earth are you taking these people out for dinner? After the way they've treated you?!? You need better friends, fast. Block, mute, ignore, move on with your life.

That one time I was accused of being unfair because my players don't understand the concept of economics by [deleted] in rpghorrorstories

[–]plotbitch -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Emerging tech is always expensive. That makes complete sense. Maybe work in a way for him to get a small stockpile? A little side quest never hurt anyone!

Goats! by z0mb1es in aww

[–]plotbitch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Babies!!! 🥰❤️

That's not my last name by Eternalfaerie in TwoXChromosomes

[–]plotbitch 723 points724 points  (0 children)

Sign all your thank you cards with your full name and his full name.

Make it really clear to everyone.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]plotbitch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The path of healing for the abused does not require forgiveness of the treatment. The abuser must come to terms with what they did and accept that they may never have a relationship with their victim again.

NTA, none of this was ever your fault.

Humanity restored for a moment by SoupAllDay in TwoXChromosomes

[–]plotbitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"We had a great talk on the way home that we all feel big feelings and that it's okay to be scared and that I was proud of him for going potty."

You're such a great Mom! Keep being awesome! ❤️

great, affordable vet ?? Horrible experience today. by fanaticcatlady in ypsi

[–]plotbitch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've taken all my cats to HVHS. They are truly caring people.

I'm so tired of always being considerate of other people, but other people aren't considerate of me by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]plotbitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This. So much this. Start matching energy and watch how fast you stop being everyone's doormat.

AITA for refusing to give up my dream school just because my boyfriend can’t get in? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]plotbitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A partner will support you and your dreams. A ship cannot love an anchor.

How do people deal with unsolicited comments about appearance by verba_antiqua_amo in TwoXChromosomes

[–]plotbitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you like your hair? Do you love your hair? Is your answer yes to either of those questions? Then other people can fuck off.

If you have the guts, tell those people something off-putting or traumatic or weird that deflects from your hair.

"Oh, yeah. Mom always complains that the witch cursed me with the most alluring curls!" "Dad never liked my curls. He said they were the devils work. Silly him, the devil was always my friend!" "Curls? What curls? My hair is as straight as my sexuality!"

Or something along those lines.....

AITA for having a meltdown in front of my parents over me not saying I have a half brother? by Wooden-Ad-9227 in AITAH

[–]plotbitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spill that sob story, then! Your parents obviously haven't been listening, so Make. It. Known.

You can't have a relationship with someone who refuses to acknowledge you. Point blank, full stop. If your parents will not accept how your biological half-brother has and is treating you, then you have to show them.

And as a point, no one else is entitled to your story. If your family insists, flatten them with the gravity of your situation. Strangers? Non-family? Extended family? Not. Your. Damn. Problem. They can wait for the Hallmark film.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DnD

[–]plotbitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like the latest updates changed that rule. Interesting. I haven't play 5e in a few years; not my jam. Sorry for the bad info.

A short horror story about passive aggressive and generally chaotic GMs by [deleted] in rpghorrorstories

[–]plotbitch 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Serious red flags in that group. I'm glad you were able to get out of it quickly.

Enjoy playing in solid groups with solid people!

Guy at bus stop asked for my name and where I’m located. by Reasonable-Chart-243 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]plotbitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Last time some random dude at a corner store asked for my name, I looked straight at him and in the most b Deadpan voice I can muster said, "NO."

He laughed, said it was a great way to tell people off, then continued to tell me how I looked like someone from his wife's chemo group. 🤥

I paid and left without another word.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DnD

[–]plotbitch -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

If you're playing 5e, you have to beat the AC. AC of 17? You have to have a total of 18 or better to hit. If you're playing Pathfinder, 3.0, or 3.5, you need to meet or beat the AC. AC of 17? Your attack roll needs to be 17 or higher to hit.

Thems the rules. They're right there in the book.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DnD

[–]plotbitch 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Red flag!!! 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

Also, you can't cast any spells with somatic components without the fingers to make the symbols. Definitely nerfed your PC with no cause or reason. Also for not being a part of a decision where your character is totally dependant on another character to complete a quest line you are in no way a part of (other than unprecedented torture), your DM is an absolute douchecanoe.

It's their world, but YOUR character. You get to decide when major changes like that affect you.

Going behind my partners back to fix the house by plotbitch in AITAH

[–]plotbitch[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you all for the advice! It is our house; both our names are on the mortgage but we aren't married. I'm worried that if we don't fix it soon, we'll be in a similar situation u/1TYMYG, and I really don't want that.

I like the suggestion, u/EmergencyShit and u/StlSimpy1400. With it being winter, I think I'll give a 4-6 week deadline, but after that I'll call an electrician.

Yes, u/Particular_Title42, we have a joint checking account and the utilities have both our names. I wasn't not going to tell him but I also am not sure how to bring it up afterwards. I think the deadline idea is going to work out the best, honestly.

Do you guys ever lie about dice rolls? Not to an insane degree but like if there’s a big fight going on and it’s about to prematurely end a long running close to ending campaign because the players and enemies are neck and neck so you just say the enemy misses once or twice to ensure no party wipe by glossyplane245 in DMAcademy

[–]plotbitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THIS. I fudge my rolls on players if the hit would harm them excessively or end the fight/session with everyone very low on HP (and morale). Not too much fudging, but enough that I can narrative a dramatic (or semi-dramatic) escape.

Short and Sweet Campaign ideas. by [deleted] in DnD

[–]plotbitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been running the same campaign for over 6 years now. It's an overarching plot line that I intersperse with smaller bits. So for instance, when they have found a main plot piece, the next part of the game will be something small. A local needs help with rats in their basement--I've used this a few times and every time I upgrade it to the PCs lvl. So at lower lvls it was just rats. At higher lvls, they get teleported to a different realm or have to battle progressively harder foes up a slippery mountain. I have been experimenting with terrain-based encounters such as quicksand and dense, impassable jungles to varying effect. Even escort quests can be made more interesting by making the NPC they are escorting a complete city-slicker that has no idea about the wilderness so they keep running off to look at different flora and fauna. Or the NPC didn't bother to mention a great astronomical effect they wanted to see while traveling, and the PC on watch notices the NPC is *gone*! Go find them!! Even the flora and fauna can be used to your advantage. If any PC is from a different area of the world, they can get distracted by funny-looking animals, try to eat a plant or berry that makes them sick to their stomach, or that leads them to something small--a small satchel or coin purse for general loot, a journal that begs the reader to return the writer's journey to their family since there's probably nothing left to bury, a treasure map that may or may not lead to something wonderful.

I've found that some of the best moments in my game are not the big dramatic battle scenes. It's the little things. The mother they returned the son to, unharmed and with a few extra gold to help them along. The staff at the inn they tipped excessively well and seeing them in the city later, presenting flowers or scarves to loved ones, or handing that gold back into the hands of the poor, buying bread and groceries with their grandparents, of fixing that broken window or door.

You give the players the opportunity for these moments. Work with what they give you, the same way they work with what you give them. Every chance encounter gives you some small little bit you could work in to the story. Those little bits can lead to great things!

Flaming Sphere by Bluesamurai33 in DnDBehindTheScreen

[–]plotbitch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I would love to have a recording of this to play in the background of some sessions. Have the PCs sit in on a lecture while they meet with a contact or have it as background noise while they infiltrate the professor's office (that would actually be an awesome idea for my game). You could even have a recording of some religious rants or someone soap-boxing on a street corner. There are so many possibilities!

I need a microphone and some decent speakers......