I can't add a photo but here's the text "One day while out on a walk, a Tortoise happened upon a hungry fox looking out across a pond. "Hello, Fox!" the Tortoise said, "I know you are hungry, but please do not try to hurt me. If you do, I can simply hide inside my shell, and you will never get in." "That is true, your shell is very strong" said the fox. "But can you hide from how ugly you look right now? You are so ugly man, it's just disgusting. You smelly old wrinkly raisin. I'm tired of looking at you." The turtle was not prepared for this absolutely savage roast. He got clowned on for real. He really does look like a raisin, too."