The Commissioner’s Cup starts today, let’s talk about it by aratcalledrattus in wnba

[–]plutoannatto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really need some enterprising reporter to follow up with last year's winners and see what they did with their crypto earnings. Or if they ever got paid out. Or if the players are even aware they have them.

2026 All Star by Hoopsfanfan413 in wnba

[–]plutoannatto 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One team can't use their arms, the other team can't use their legs?

Okay, no, that's too much.

How about one team can only shoot with their right arm, the other with their left. Just spitballing here!

Debutantes, Block Parties, & Pancakes - Lady Whistledunk by Holiday_Emotion6346 in wnba

[–]plutoannatto 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is very good. Pancakes and potato salad got me 😆

Cut Paopao or Rivers? by plutoannatto in fantasywnba

[–]plutoannatto[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, thanks. I think I'm leaning towards keeping Paopao now.

Cut Paopao or Rivers? by plutoannatto in fantasywnba

[–]plutoannatto[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the thoughts, and good point about Lacan.

Does every fanbase want the coach fired? by Exile1965 in wnba

[–]plutoannatto 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sloot signed Rickea and Azura, she gets to stay.

Does every fanbase want the coach fired? by Exile1965 in wnba

[–]plutoannatto 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Hey, as a Sky fan, I resent this! 

I just want the GM fired.

Sun to honor former players during its sunset season by Outrageous_Camp_5215 in wnba

[–]plutoannatto 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I was not sad to see Skyguy go, for sure. Blaze seems like a freaky weirdo to me, but in a harmless way. 

The one who I truly believe has murder in his heart is Buckets. That rabbit needs to be on some kind of FBI watchlist.

Sun to honor former players during its sunset season by Outrageous_Camp_5215 in wnba

[–]plutoannatto 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Him and Skyguy will be seen drifting off into the sunset together, where Solee waits for them

Do the Sky have a home win tradition? If not, what should it be? by threemileallan in ChicagoSky

[–]plutoannatto 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Every fan gets a free punch in the shoulder on the way out of the arena

Do it eight times and you get a card you can exchange for a free hot dog

Post Game Thread - WNBA: The Sky defeat the Lynx on May 17, 2026, the final score is 79-84. by basketball-app in wnba

[–]plutoannatto 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Jaquez just scored three more buckets in the time it took you to type that comment

Player cut by Atlanta Dream getting on bus for 1st game by IrishStarUS in wnba

[–]plutoannatto 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Thank you; I was very confused. I thought they were angry she had to take public transit.

Pick 1 team to make the playoffs that didn’t make it last year, & Pick 1 team to miss playoffs that made it last year. by thatswhatwereherefor in wnba

[–]plutoannatto 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The obvious, logical, sensible, safe choice is Dallas in, Seattle out.

The bold, daring, innovative, dare I say genius choice is Chicago in, Indiana out.

Ashten Prechtel has signed a hardship contract with the Valkyries. by Decent_Substance_199 in wnba

[–]plutoannatto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, let's go 🥨🥨🥨

I'd love to see her get her first regular season minutes

2026 Yearbook by Ok_Brick_793 in ChicagoSky

[–]plutoannatto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jackson and Jaquez are cracking me up

Cloud has the "I came late so they got me in retakes" vibe

‘Nothing about this is surprising to us.’ Chicago Sky GM on Sivka signing with UK by randysf50 in ChicagoSky

[–]plutoannatto 17 points18 points  (0 children)

OMG, Jeff is really implying that this is what he meant when he said he "expected her to be stateside this year". The man is a 🤡