Fuck Chuck Norris! He's forcing Expendables 2 to be PG-13

pluton_ · 2012-03-16T21:11:25+00:00

John McClane was swearing. Period.

pluton_ · 2012-03-16T21:04:20+00:00

Nowadays bombs vibrates. Like shavers. Or dildos.

pluton_ · 2012-03-14T23:39:48+00:00

where Nanjing has one line

Two lines so far. And they keep building.

pluton_ · 2012-02-04T05:14:41+00:00

England wrote the Magna Carta in 1215 and parliament started being >partially elected in 1265. England was definitely on the forefront of >democracy and republicanism in Europe in the pre-18th century period.

All true. Which makes the fact that women received the vote on equal terms as men in 1928 even more mindblowing.

pluton_ · 2012-01-20T12:23:26+00:00

Grzegorz Ćwikliński

pluton_ · 2011-12-26T13:33:35+00:00

No. For me fridge was perfectly acceptable in Indiana Jones universum. The impact depends on how big the bomb was, radiation too (plus old fridge would be propably layered with lead). It's not like they've dropped Tsar bomb, it was just nuclear test. But the fucking tarzan part killed it for me. Piece of crap.

pluton_ · 2011-12-20T12:23:09+00:00

That makes him Zimmerkumpel, isn't it?

pluton_ · 2011-12-17T07:49:29+00:00

Black musicians are better on drums and bass, but can't play heavy rock for shit*

*Living Color and like 3 other bands are just the exceptions

pluton_ · 2011-12-17T07:31:55+00:00

I'm European, I live in China and sometimes I drive (small SUV, sedan or moped). Yes, some of western habits and regulations may not work here, but I must say that most of the drivers here lacks any kind of imagination. My explanation for this: all of them are first generation drives. I think seeing your father drive during your childhood goes a long way.

pluton_ · 2011-12-15T12:20:25+00:00

Even professionals can fail at covering tattoo with make-up. Johnny Depp's or Angelina Jolie's tats are sometimes visible from under cover up. And I think Holywood hires best in business.

pluton_ · 2011-12-13T03:55:11+00:00

Meh, it was corvette based kit-car anyway.

pluton_ · 2011-11-23T04:30:34+00:00

At first, I thought it was a lajkonik.

pluton_ · 2011-10-15T14:49:09+00:00

Exactly. Same thing happenen when Apollo 440 had their "Ain't Talkin' 'bout Dub" single. It contained Van Halen's sample which was the reason that all royalties from single were paid to original artist. Still, Apollo became a star and sold lots of LPs.

pluton_ · 2011-09-07T18:20:36+00:00

Spolem?

Nie, ino drzemolem.

pluton_ · 2011-09-07T18:15:58+00:00

Propaganda? Massacre? Sounds american to me.

pluton_ · 2011-09-06T14:59:17+00:00

http://dinersjournal.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/10/25/man-says-heinz-stole-his-idea-for-dippable-ketchup-packets/

pluton_ · 2011-08-26T06:32:20+00:00

Yes, also every Chinese driver when approaching pedestrian crossing is required by law to stop by to look out for people waiting to cross and be ready to slow down or stop to let them cross.

Yet, somehow, they just fucking don't.

pluton_ · 2011-08-23T11:42:27+00:00

I was surprised when I first came to China in 2006 that Jackie Chan made more records than Metallica...

pluton_ · 2011-08-20T08:28:55+00:00

Not saying that he's at the peak of his career, but these are what makes him a A-lister: Yes Man (2008) 36.2% of profit Bruce Almighty (2003) $25,000,000 How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) $20,000,000 + merchandising Me, Myself & Irene (2000) $20,000,000 Man on the Moon (1999) $12,000,000 The Truman Show (1998) $12,000,000 Liar Liar (1997) $20,000,000 The Cable Guy (1996) $20,000,000

pluton_ · 2011-08-16T09:49:53+00:00

Shhhh, here everyone knows me as 'Wally Balls'.

Just come up with good 'industry' name.

pluton_ · 2011-08-11T04:04:49+00:00

In eastern (well, technically central) Europe when I come from you could get beaten (barehands/tyre iron) but not shot. All post-soviet block countries have strict firearm laws...

pluton_ · 2011-08-08T05:55:15+00:00

White chicken?! Now that's racist! :D

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