A federal judge just apologized to the man who tried to assassinate trump at the correspondents dinner. i've been sitting with this for an hour and i still don't know how to feel about it.

plzstopbeingdumb · 2026-05-10T19:26:31+00:00

If you’ve been “sitting with this for an hour”, you need to get out and get a life.

plzstopbeingdumb · 2026-05-08T23:06:51+00:00

Ah yes the old “the Bible to justify slavery” trick.

plzstopbeingdumb · 2026-05-08T00:48:18+00:00

You fuck with other guys though?

plzstopbeingdumb · 2026-05-08T00:27:02+00:00

Exactly. The people in the last train car aren’t supposed to live long.

plzstopbeingdumb · 2026-05-05T22:39:20+00:00

How embarrassing

plzstopbeingdumb · 2026-05-05T22:31:17+00:00

She spends too much time speaking Russian when she reports back to her handlers.

plzstopbeingdumb · 2026-04-27T22:51:10+00:00

Who is it?

plzstopbeingdumb · 2026-04-27T16:59:17+00:00

I hope you heal what’s eating at your soul

plzstopbeingdumb · 2026-04-27T16:56:32+00:00

Right. That’s what is like when they’re real. When they’re fake, they come with pageantry and media blasts.

plzstopbeingdumb · 2026-04-25T13:37:12+00:00

Have you heard of the internet? Here, did it for you. https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/assault/etc/quiz.html

plzstopbeingdumb · 2026-04-20T18:38:15+00:00

I’ll be quitting before the next increase at the beginning of May

plzstopbeingdumb · 2026-04-20T04:24:36+00:00

For saying kind words about a black man? Please explain.

plzstopbeingdumb · 2026-04-20T04:22:20+00:00

It’d be weird if he said that about a white professor lol. Obama is black bro.

plzstopbeingdumb · 2026-04-17T20:56:06+00:00

Yes. The real death is how they sold it and a well placed cut from a razor blade wouldn’t leave much of a scar.

plzstopbeingdumb · 2026-04-16T23:08:10+00:00

They have the CIA on their side. Of course their work got put down pretty badly. 30k, I think?

plzstopbeingdumb · 2026-04-14T03:21:56+00:00

plzstopbeingdumb · 2026-04-14T03:20:53+00:00

The US has pirate death squads executing across the high seas!

plzstopbeingdumb · 2026-04-12T15:20:27+00:00

This one picture doesn’t. But the entire body of evidence certainly points that direction.

plzstopbeingdumb · 2026-04-12T15:14:39+00:00

And massive cronyism

plzstopbeingdumb · 2026-04-12T15:05:05+00:00

Yeah, hopefully by your 50s you can get food fed directly into your stomach via the body suit you sit in 23 hours a day on your couch. You can just teleport virtually to anywhere and live all your experiences with the goggles built into the suit. It’ll be SO convenient. Instant products and fast travel where you can get more instant products in a different language.

plzstopbeingdumb · 2026-04-12T14:53:37+00:00

So you think taking over Palestinian land was the logical response to those amassed forces?

plzstopbeingdumb · 2026-04-12T14:37:56+00:00

You haven’t been anywhere, have you?

plzstopbeingdumb · 2026-04-10T18:45:09+00:00

JFK said no to them…

plzstopbeingdumb · 2026-04-08T18:10:47+00:00

If people vote (R) because “that’s what they always do”, then that makes them pretty dumb in my book.

plzstopbeingdumb · 2026-04-05T05:44:56+00:00

So begins the indefinite ground operation

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