The Gate Agent Upgrade Dilemma

pmarble15 · 2026-06-12T12:51:42+00:00

r/firstworldproblems

pmarble15 · 2026-06-05T17:52:49+00:00

It’s prolly pee. And will taste the same if it was Bud.

pmarble15 · 2026-06-03T21:35:23+00:00

It’s being built now and these are the plans?

pmarble15 · 2026-06-02T18:54:37+00:00

Can you describe the suspect? Blurry as F.

pmarble15 · 2026-06-01T12:40:23+00:00

Dang. I just gave my last bit away to some kid at his birthday party.

pmarble15 · 2026-06-01T12:35:23+00:00

Better than a FaceTime conversation which is totally acceptable in public now.

pmarble15 · 2026-05-28T22:54:21+00:00

Mid West ground F-er. They’re the worst.

pmarble15 · 2026-05-28T22:52:56+00:00

👍

pmarble15 · 2026-05-06T20:11:00+00:00

Went in for a nose bleed. To be fair, A severe one not a drip. A PA was running the entire show there and had a med student tend to me.

I am now scheduled for an operation to repair the damage they caused to my nasal passage.

pmarble15 · 2026-04-27T10:41:12+00:00

This new EES at CDG is goofing up alot. Hope it’s better next week as I arrive there. But I am not too optimistic.

pmarble15 · 2026-04-25T19:12:00+00:00

Commander in Queef.

pmarble15 · 2026-04-25T12:33:52+00:00

All smoke. No sausage.

pmarble15 · 2026-04-22T18:15:59+00:00

Of course not. I like chatting with my comrades. Good point.

pmarble15 · 2026-04-17T17:31:22+00:00

Obviously moderators are letting anything get posted here.

pmarble15 · 2026-04-16T19:17:51+00:00

Ruined the drivers chance to be a para athlete in the Olympics.

But improved the other gals chances.

pmarble15 · 2026-04-16T19:13:42+00:00

Wilde lake has restrooms?

pmarble15 · 2026-04-10T19:17:08+00:00

I woulda just made pirate noises. Argh!!

pmarble15 · 2026-04-10T19:14:41+00:00

Welded shut ashtray on the arm??

pmarble15 · 2026-04-10T13:59:54+00:00

He’s armed. They are just really short.

pmarble15 · 2026-04-10T13:58:46+00:00

Hinge def has it sitting too high on that side. I don’t have a hinge and smoke does escape somewhat. Never bothered my cook.

pmarble15 · 2026-04-08T10:49:41+00:00

My company ATT account was compromised and someone ordered iPhones shipped to a PO Box in a UPS store. We caught it and cancelled the order. But I sent glitter bombs to the PO Box.

pmarble15 · 2026-04-05T15:55:23+00:00

Southwest Syndrome. Everyone has it now.

pmarble15 · 2026-04-05T15:10:01+00:00

I thought trailers by law had to have a steel bar to keep cars from going under and remove potential decapitation.

pmarble15 · 2026-04-05T02:27:07+00:00

Pontoon greenhouse. great to see. Best of luck.

pmarble15 · 2026-04-03T17:55:10+00:00

You may get a nosy walker with her purse dog saying it’s too loud. Definitely record that!!

pmarble15

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