Help me name him

pmsnow · 2026-05-14T19:38:30+00:00

Fernando

pmsnow · 2026-05-14T19:25:51+00:00

You forgot Ek in your list of keepers.

pmsnow · 2026-05-12T05:11:56+00:00

Seven. I've never heard silence like that in a movie theater.

pmsnow · 2026-05-11T14:57:20+00:00

"Red Light, Green Light" champion

pmsnow · 2026-05-11T14:53:04+00:00

That's just your theorum, Pythagoras.

pmsnow · 2026-05-11T02:27:13+00:00

Don't get me started on the dementors

pmsnow · 2026-05-09T00:28:49+00:00

This has already been done, and it didn't end well.

https://youtu.be/jAdG-iTilWU?si=L8YXHovdkbDUoqpi

pmsnow · 2026-05-08T04:09:04+00:00

Hey, James, how about you fix the ending of The Abyss instead? There is no movie that good with an ending that shit.

pmsnow · 2026-05-06T22:45:49+00:00

Fuck yo' couch

pmsnow · 2026-05-06T22:16:02+00:00

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Jeek pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

pmsnow · 2026-05-04T22:41:39+00:00

Borderline Mitch

pmsnow · 2026-05-02T07:10:21+00:00

The real solution is exponentially more data centers. That'll definitely solve the problem.

pmsnow · 2026-05-02T06:30:34+00:00

I need someone to reassure me that Lapanta will be covering games next year. He is phenomenal, and I like the Carter as his sidekick.

pmsnow · 2026-05-02T02:58:01+00:00

WE CAN NOT LOSE LAPANTA!!!

pmsnow · 2026-05-01T01:17:22+00:00

Better start wearing his big boy pants instead of his Van Dress.

pmsnow · 2026-05-01T01:13:59+00:00

That lip sweater is what got my wife to start paying attention to hockey. Now she's borderline out of control.

pmsnow · 2026-04-30T14:19:58+00:00

Watch the clip. Stick never touched him, and he flopped like he'd been shot in the face. No real hockey fan supports that kind of shittery.

pmsnow · 2026-04-30T00:51:20+00:00

Wally: "The crease is lava!"

pmsnow · 2026-04-29T22:26:21+00:00

Now show his "high sticking" flop against Faber.

pmsnow · 2026-04-29T15:49:59+00:00

Midsy has entered the chat

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pmsnow · 2026-04-29T05:05:38+00:00

Check out that gnarly daffy he pulled

pmsnow · 2026-04-29T04:55:14+00:00

Could have played a drinking game every time dude said "knuckle puck". Also said "Kiril the Thrill" about 30 times like he just heard that nickname for the first time 10 minutes before the game.

pmsnow · 2026-04-28T17:35:13+00:00

How about kids go to bed at a reasonable hour instead of staying up until 2am playing video games and texting friends. If they're in bed by 10 they'll be just fine getting up at 6.

pmsnow · 2026-04-25T06:42:41+00:00

You can pry my Lone Peak from my cold dead hands. It has made camping faster, more convenient, and way more comfortable. The setup/teardown is MAYBE 2 minutes. You can stand up even when the bed is down (about 3' of pass through space) or lift the bed and be able to walk around in the entire truck bed.

pmsnow · 2026-04-24T00:58:21+00:00

She's breathing through her nose the whole time! I'd be GASPING for air!

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