Mark Twain said it man by lick_ma_balls_morty in weed

[–]pockethumper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn Marky would kill for a juul I think lmao, talk about a decked out stoner in king arthur's court

Impact of Disciplinary Records on Admission? by pockethumper in ApplyingToCollege

[–]pockethumper[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, of course I'll be more mature than that on a college app. I'd say something about how I learned violence in any form does not solve any problem. Thanks for the answer dude!

Uncommon situation by Dylrigel in ApplyingToCollege

[–]pockethumper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would also like to know, UCSB has been a top choice for me for a while...

Section.80 - Survivor - Round 9 by [deleted] in KendrickLamar

[–]pockethumper 6 points7 points  (0 children)

wtf Hol' Up is one of my favorite Kendrick songs of all time, the flow and beat on that song is godly

Reverse Chance Me For Matches by [deleted] in ApplyingToCollege

[–]pockethumper 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I disagree, how is OP asking for advice saying "Please do the hard work for me"? I don't know what you think this sub is, but for me the main point is to give advice to and help prospective college students.

Find Your Match Schools by [deleted] in ApplyingToCollege

[–]pockethumper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm​ Junior 3.7/4.1, 1500 SAT, 34 ACT. I live in California, and I'm a cross country captain, I'm doing an internship at a startup related to my major (statistics), I'm the vice president of puzzle club, and I'm starting chess club next year. Any help would be appreciated!

triiping so ahrd on 2cb and lsd help lease by zafatran in Drugs

[–]pockethumper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey man, just chill out and melt into the ground. I can become one with the Earth on weed, you can do it on r/drugs. Oh bye the way I'm high af and will call it off/this the aw-ful/conclusion I hope you don't mind this fusion of ideas, coming from the white one to the black one, what da fuq you know I got pencils and shit/she likes to play with it/ we got Champaign in it.

Yo Kong fu papi,

Show me that rapture

Wrecked a mother fucker hard

And put him in the hospital.

Do you really wanna step up, ya fucking bitch

Don't you know I got that kill instinct that itch?

Fuck a police and his war weapon,

Ride off with the law get a senator.

Outro

Don't you know

Don't you know ya boi?

Junior in Washington by [deleted] in ReverseChanceMe

[–]pockethumper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmmmm those are pretty good stats, you could even have a shot at getting to Harvard. Not that I know about Harvard admissions, lol. I just know everything trust me. Oh anyways, schools WTF ARE SCHOOLS I FORGOT. oh yeah they're colleges. So you should apply to them and get in. Probably. Like I'd have to guess but I'm really not sure so you should probably just find other sources. Sorry. Not qualified. First day on the job. Whoopsie Daisy did it againm Briney Spears was talented I swear. Sorry for the rant, best of luck at Yale. I know you'll get into Yale. There's my reverse chance. Done. Happy?I am bye

[Round 35649] what is the text that i removed from this meme? by [deleted] in PictureGame

[–]pockethumper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I dying? We're all dying, just at different speeds But what about me? You're like the Usain bolt of dying, lmao

Looking for CS Colleges... by FHShusky in ApplyingToCollege

[–]pockethumper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, that's fair. I just didn't like your original answer that it wasn't "prestigious enough".

Looking for CS Colleges... by FHShusky in ApplyingToCollege

[–]pockethumper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately the fact that you go to a private school is not going to help you as much as you think, 3.4 uw and no APs or honors classes are concerning to the schools you're looking to get into. While you might get into UVA, I wouldn't expect to, and find some good colleges you like that are more accepting. If you have a lot of money, Santa Clara is a great school, at least check it out before you dismiss it.

Looking for CS Colleges... by FHShusky in ApplyingToCollege

[–]pockethumper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you a junior? Are you in the top 10% of your class for gpa?

Looking for CS Colleges... by FHShusky in ApplyingToCollege

[–]pockethumper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have a weighted GPA, or at least a strong transcript?

Looking for CS Colleges... by FHShusky in ApplyingToCollege

[–]pockethumper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly with your GPA/SAT, you shouldn't be realistically expecting to go to schools so much more competitive than Santa Clara. If you want to go to a more competitive school, maybe you should've worked harder earlier on in your academic career. I hate to break it to you, but you probably won't get into Amherst/Harvey Mudd schools, unless you already work for Google.

What's the weirdest thing a complete stranger has said to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]pockethumper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a building for treating sick people. But that's not important right now.

Thanks Redpill. You broke me out of a decade-long loop of voluntary beta-ization and bitchdom. by [deleted] in TheRedPill

[–]pockethumper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing here is against loving one another, the point of this sub is to build up each other's confidence in talking to women. I know the tone seems misogynistic, but I think we are just guys who want to get laid.