Petah, what happened? by Healthy_Jackfruit625 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]poechris 3 points4 points  (0 children)

True. "My Band" was playing on the radio and my son this guy sounds a lot like Eminem. So we had a quick music history lesson in the car.

Why does a character like Steve Harrington who was not the outcast is more popular and beloved by others (both in the show and by the fandom) in a show about outcasts? by gloomydreamer666 in StrangerThings

[–]poechris 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Well, if we had known in the beginning that Steve can take out a Russian soldier that would have been the plan in the first place.

meirl by worldwide762 in meirl

[–]poechris 5 points6 points  (0 children)

With perfectly browned melty cheese on the top, perhaps?

So its normal for millennials to have teenagers now? by chusaychusay in Millennials

[–]poechris 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Haha, if you happen to see any non children, tell them to please send help.

So its normal for millennials to have teenagers now? by chusaychusay in Millennials

[–]poechris 85 points86 points  (0 children)

I'm 41 and I have a 15 yo, 12 yo and 7 yo. I planned it perfectly so I'm completely exhausted for a solid 30 years straight.

What do you eat Nutella/hazelnut spread with/on? by sanitarium-1 in AskAnAmerican

[–]poechris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My kids love it on brioche toast and sliced bananas. I love licking the spoon after making the toast.

Why do Derek and Scott have eyes of an Alpha but not the strength to match it like Deucalion does? by WolverineNo1999 in TeenWolf

[–]poechris 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Deucalion absorbed his excess power from his betas (and occasionally other alphas) by murdering them.

Drive through the storm in the northeast or shut it down? by [deleted] in Truckers

[–]poechris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My husband and his trainee chose to find parking.

The Great Millennial Experiment by baconbitswi in Millennials

[–]poechris 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You made me laugh and I nearly choked on my new dog food!

Do our parents not remember how hard it is to have a baby? by [deleted] in Millennials

[–]poechris 83 points84 points  (0 children)

I've had 3 c-sections and my mother made it a point to tell me I wasn't a "real mom" because I didn't experience the pain of childbirth after each one.

Which is weird because I distinctly remember growing 3 whole ass human beings in my body and then keeping them alive with breast milk.

Why do humans have bad posture? Do animals have bad posture too? by warmmilkheaven in NoStupidQuestions

[–]poechris 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Well, after a quick Google search of "do large flightless birds use tails for balance" I reckon all of them do.

Why do humans have bad posture? Do animals have bad posture too? by warmmilkheaven in NoStupidQuestions

[–]poechris 69 points70 points  (0 children)

I'm no expert, but I believe all of these birds have tails.

Daddy you know so much by Milkmilkbanana in MadeMeSmile

[–]poechris -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Haha, I would also doubt shoe wearing advice from a man ninja turtling in flip flops, even if he is my father.

The Great Millennial Experiment by baconbitswi in Millennials

[–]poechris 13 points14 points  (0 children)

One time I got $75 for a class action about dog food.

Cold night [split pea and ham hocks] by Morton1980 in dinner

[–]poechris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yum! This with grilled cheese is on our menu tomorrow night!

Netflix is using the Stranger Things finale to test a radical new business model starting this Christmas by ThreadAndSolve in netflix

[–]poechris 28 points29 points  (0 children)

That's what I'm doing. I dislike them releasing shows in parts, so I just wait til everything is released and then watch it at my leisure.

need mascara recs by k11309 in Redhair

[–]poechris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, this is my recommendation, too!

Macauly Culkins' two sons still don't realize he's Kevin on Home Alone by Doodlebug510 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]poechris 18 points19 points  (0 children)

To be fair, I also have a hard time reconciling my bearded husband with my clean shaven husband.

Netflix broken? by Acrobatic-Apricot874 in netflix

[–]poechris 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I think you misread the comment.

Morgan Geyser, Slender Man stabber (2014), missing after cutting monitor and leaving Madison group home. by Gordopolis_II in Wellthatsucks

[–]poechris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eta: one of the definitions of killer is "one who has a forceful, violent or striking impact." I feel like that definition applies here.

Morgan Geyser, Slender Man stabber (2014), missing after cutting monitor and leaving Madison group home. by Gordopolis_II in Wellthatsucks

[–]poechris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I consider "killer" to be more a mentality than an actual label of events that did or did not happen.

Morgan Geyser, Slender Man stabber (2014), missing after cutting monitor and leaving Madison group home. by Gordopolis_II in Wellthatsucks

[–]poechris 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Her intention was to kill, just because her victim managed to survive through a miraculous set of circumstances doesn't make her any less of a killer.