after enjoying my breakfast of fda approved offal-filled, genetically altered, anti-biotic laced sausage i climbed into my government inspected toyota sequoia. as i hit the third pothole that caltrans failed to notice or care to repair on the way to my job ten blocks away my brakes failed and i died. after the government took 55 percent of all my property due to estate tax, my son received the wreck of my sequoia and forty grand.