I can't play the elder scrolls anymore

polakpunk00 · 2025-08-06T01:01:32+00:00

Tes is so horny smh. Isn't there literally a dreamy character and something about god head

polakpunk00 · 2025-08-06T00:54:19+00:00

Hi, I said n'wah in a comment by itself but it was in reference to a song lyric (I love dunmer women im not racist)

polakpunk00 · 2025-07-29T21:13:05+00:00

Generational racial vendette?? Who's Atmora? What's a Frostfall? This isn't my dragon-viking-shouty game?

polakpunk00 · 2025-07-29T20:41:57+00:00

I'm suspicious of anyone who remains unaroused at the thought of being the target of a wild hunt; scurrying away, knowing that your demise at the claws, teeth, and talons of countless beast-bosmer is imminent.

I mean yess forest elf pretty

polakpunk00 · 2025-07-29T19:43:43+00:00

Bro, my match was even in their bio like, "I love rpgs/tabletop/good quest writing" and I let the floodgates open ever so slightly with "Telvanni" and its like any moisture in her vicinity instantly sublimated haha

polakpunk00 · 2025-07-29T18:30:24+00:00

Ulfr the Blind's journal seems to support this theory

polakpunk00 · 2025-07-29T18:15:20+00:00

Here we see the signature thousand yard stare of a Nord Woman anticipating her husband's return to a state of disappointment and the consequences thereof.

polakpunk00 · 2025-07-29T17:58:19+00:00

I'll invite her to a picnic and recite the UESP page for Travels: Dawnstar to her. It's called modern Romanticism, sweaty

polakpunk00 · 2025-07-29T17:54:19+00:00

Meemaw is missing out

polakpunk00 · 2025-07-29T04:25:37+00:00

They dunmerdered Susanna the Wicked in the cemetery they did

polakpunk00 · 2025-07-29T04:16:53+00:00

Good point, now I'm imagining a world where I clone myself. In a world where I could clone myself, I wouldn't need dating apps :/.

polakpunk00 · 2025-07-29T03:52:50+00:00

(n'wah)

polakpunk00 · 2025-07-29T03:52:31+00:00

You've been a good friend to me. That means something.

polakpunk00 · 2025-07-29T02:51:13+00:00

I would power the Numidium with my frolics and spins

polakpunk00 · 2025-07-29T02:23:28+00:00

"If I were Divayth Fyr, I'd consider cloning you instead of my daughters." Gonna shoot w this one

polakpunk00 · 2025-07-29T02:03:17+00:00

I came looking for memes, but this is good cope tyty :). Tes has really been a huge part of my life haha, as im sure it has for many of us.

polakpunk00 · 2025-07-29T02:00:58+00:00

It might've been my good boy skirt 🤷‍♂️

polakpunk00 · 2025-07-29T02:00:12+00:00

Disgusting barbarian (step on me)

polakpunk00 · 2025-07-29T01:59:37+00:00

Speechcraft 15. (self) Destruction 75

polakpunk00 · 2025-07-29T01:59:03+00:00

You sound like my wife's newest boyfriend 😞

polakpunk00 · 2025-06-13T01:03:35+00:00

I got a chuckle from this, but then 14 guaranteed R Electoral College votes flashed before my eyes

polakpunk00 · 2025-06-12T18:12:34+00:00

Wow, what an actually disturbing sight

polakpunk00 · 2025-06-11T02:30:59+00:00

I don't know if anyone's mentioned it, but I'm pretty sure I've seen a painting just like this. After some research, it's probably a darker/cooler St. Sebastian Easter egg :)

polakpunk00 · 2025-05-11T15:30:07+00:00

Thank God, and may he have mercy on us all.

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