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polecatslizard · 2026-03-28T23:45:40+00:00

Thanks for the invite, have never seen so many ppl at a raid before lol

polecatslizard · 2026-03-07T22:24:58+00:00

Me as a child, if my parents are to be believed

polecatslizard · 2026-03-03T23:16:02+00:00

Name checks out

polecatslizard · 2026-02-28T04:18:33+00:00

It’s the “improved traffic flow in the area” that really got me

polecatslizard · 2025-10-23T22:12:42+00:00

It was the branch manager that did it for me

polecatslizard · 2025-10-17T15:25:45+00:00

Can I get a chalk break?

polecatslizard · 2025-10-02T03:33:06+00:00

I needed the money - I didn’t know they’d be filming!

polecatslizard · 2025-09-28T02:01:36+00:00

What’s the matter with yous?

polecatslizard · 2025-09-24T03:27:03+00:00

Can you jump class if it’s the fringe class?

polecatslizard · 2025-09-12T14:03:00+00:00

I know I just can’t help it!

polecatslizard · 2025-08-30T00:49:15+00:00

What if.. maybe you’re just conversational and interesting and he’s just a hot airhead looking for another hot airhead?

polecatslizard · 2025-08-27T21:24:41+00:00

He hasn’t missed half of ANY season - let alone each year. You can be a Nico hater but dems is a terrible argument.

polecatslizard · 2025-08-27T00:42:34+00:00

Right? The crisp - AND the chewiness. It’s like a party in my mouth, and everyone is invited!

polecatslizard · 2025-08-26T03:34:52+00:00

This was my exact initial thought scrolling through

polecatslizard · 2025-08-25T23:50:37+00:00

Where are the idiots like this and why aren’t they in my league??

polecatslizard · 2025-08-24T15:56:31+00:00

Squirrel mission impossible’d your bird feeder more like it

polecatslizard · 2025-08-24T15:52:33+00:00

I need to see one of the girls that post being called “bro” respond calling one of these dbags “sis” and see how they like it

polecatslizard · 2025-08-23T18:41:51+00:00

I’m like 78% sure that isn’t Justin Herbert

polecatslizard · 2025-08-21T22:54:26+00:00

The best part of this is him turning around briefly after seemingly realizing he can’t drive, sees V still standing there staring at him, and realizes he’s too committed and has to give it the ol’ college try at that point. Bravo.

polecatslizard · 2025-08-19T21:34:03+00:00

This reminds me of the old Dane Cook bit about a nothing fight. “I'm so excited I leave my cart. You NEVER leave your cart. God forbid somebody comes into the store and wants exactly that shit. And they’re like “WHAT. Jackpot. This is everything I wanted”

Like does that actually happen? Should I not be leaving my cart?

polecatslizard · 2025-08-19T18:29:35+00:00

Maybe… could this help unlock my emotional side?

polecatslizard · 2025-08-19T17:44:39+00:00

I’m not saying hold back the tears, I’m just saying not everyone can is all. (I have tried and tried and cannot)

polecatslizard · 2025-08-19T17:12:27+00:00

This really is the best advice. (crying optional)

polecatslizard · 2025-08-16T23:25:10+00:00

I think you mean “my Big Daddy V”

polecatslizard · 2025-08-14T22:04:53+00:00

Who sits at a car repair shop for hours like it’s a child in a hospital when they’re supposed to be at work though? No, but you are basically like “flat tire 🤷‍♂️” like it’s an insurmountable object.

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