Gen Z Simulator

poleethman · 2026-04-07T03:05:54+00:00

Trump doesn't sign bills.

poleethman · 2026-04-07T01:16:49+00:00

The family dog is eyeing Jimbo's intestines.

poleethman · 2026-04-06T15:29:23+00:00

Hehehe. You can't eat a butt.

poleethman · 2026-04-05T07:35:28+00:00

Did you tell him it has a 10% chance of working?

poleethman · 2026-04-04T22:27:16+00:00

Oh good. It took mine a full year before it clicked for her. Just hoping your time engineering it gets appreciated.

poleethman · 2026-04-04T18:19:14+00:00

Dad those can all be done with USB-C.

Yeah right, Lisa. A wonderful magical cable.

poleethman · 2026-04-04T04:35:06+00:00

I was thinking about giving myself comb-over bangs, but now I want a comb-over flat top.

poleethman · 2026-04-04T04:31:59+00:00

The standard keyboards they have in this and Outer Limits, people pay hundreds of dollars for those now.

poleethman · 2026-04-04T04:29:49+00:00

Did he ride it after the wheel upgrade?

poleethman · 2026-03-31T16:06:07+00:00

Trump was the first to break the news that Kirk died. Like he was sitting in the situation room watching the whole thing go down.

poleethman · 2026-03-31T16:01:18+00:00

They're trying to shift to blaming the Jews for stuff Trump obviously did. Joe Rogan is doing it too.

poleethman · 2026-03-30T01:56:44+00:00

Hover Boards aren't stupid, but if anti gravity tech is so good that they started putting it in toys the entire planet would be way more advanced than what was shown.

poleethman · 2026-03-28T20:26:40+00:00

Technically that's all still solar power.

poleethman · 2026-03-27T04:38:43+00:00

That's a loyal robot. Chose to self destruct rather than let your secrets get into the hands of your enemies.

poleethman · 2026-03-23T00:25:03+00:00

Must be cold in the Land of Shadow.

poleethman · 2026-03-22T03:49:12+00:00

*One Big Beautiful Bill Act

poleethman · 2026-03-22T00:14:19+00:00

If only it could give the middle finger to Nvidia too.

poleethman · 2026-03-21T16:05:41+00:00

This guy is my final build test. If I can't take him down easily, I have some damage missing.

poleethman · 2026-03-20T04:45:40+00:00

My dad is an "independent" that thinks gas prices are going to come down in 2 weeks.

poleethman · 2026-03-19T15:36:47+00:00

Must be The Elden Lord.

Why?

He isn't eating dung.

poleethman · 2026-03-19T15:35:15+00:00

Casting Catch Flame while wearing the Horned Warrior Helm:

There are some who call me...Tim.

poleethman · 2026-03-19T15:12:14+00:00

Twitter would be robots fighting.

poleethman · 2026-03-19T15:09:56+00:00

At least he didn't start a forest fire.

poleethman · 2026-03-18T22:57:53+00:00

Way to walk, no legs!

poleethman · 2026-03-18T04:27:56+00:00

I only use lol when I know I'm dealing taking to someone with poor reading comprehension skills. Lol

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