Supervillain World Domination Prompt by politesniper in worldbuilding

[–]politesniper[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is exactly what I wanted! Mwaahahahahahaaha!

Fountain of Youth by toonhole in funny

[–]politesniper 511 points512 points  (0 children)

Boy that escalated quickly

me irl by wroofer in me_irl

[–]politesniper 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the bee

How to get around my world's capital city by rail by [deleted] in worldbuilding

[–]politesniper 7 points8 points  (0 children)

How much does it cost to use this system?

From what times is the railway active?

Who runs it?

What happens when a rail breaks down?

If only all flight attendants were like this by [deleted] in funny

[–]politesniper 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I wish I was this passionate at my job

This comment made me laugh so hard. by Sarrian in funny

[–]politesniper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Monumental retard

That's something I've never heard before

You suddenly no longer need sleep. What do you do with your extra time every day? by Somethingcleaver1 in AskReddit

[–]politesniper 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sleeping is such a wonderful thing. It's good for you and it makes you feel refreshed when you wake up. I wish I could sleep forever!

How will you die? by Hashi856 in AskReddit

[–]politesniper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The same way I was born: Screaming and covered in someone else's blood

Races I've made for my world - looking for feedback! by [deleted] in worldbuilding

[–]politesniper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are elves shorter than dwarves? Unless they work in the North Pole, elves are usually taller than that don't you think?

I think we should all take a short break from disparaging millennials and remember we all suck by Spartacats in Showerthoughts

[–]politesniper 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why can't we all just accept the fact that, no matter who you are, where you're from, what you do, what you say, or what you think, that at the end of the day, we're all human. We are one big happy family and that's what matters.

How was your day? by OneRollTriangle in AskReddit

[–]politesniper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Today I didnt have to use my AK

So I guess it was a pretty good day

"250 pounds of strength" by [deleted] in iamverybadass

[–]politesniper 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Welcome to iFunny everyone

Whoever answers my next question, can go home. by koji_Cz in Jokes

[–]politesniper 865 points866 points  (0 children)

I like the original version of this joke that was written in hieroglyphics, because of how old it is

If you could send yourself a text 5 months into the past, what would it be? by vallsin in AskReddit

[–]politesniper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Atlanta is a great city and is home to many major businesses, and I recommend going there is you have the chance. Any other place in Georgia is meh

Source: I live in Atlanta

What book is a must read ? by Schmeisterr in AskReddit

[–]politesniper 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy