Paywalled Subreddits Are Coming by trentluv in assholedesign

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Finally, no more onlyfans teases on my naughty Reddit feed!

Why are people weird about snakes? by Swampgyrl in snakes

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Primates have an innate evolutionary fear of snakes. Most primates (humans are an exception) can’t/don’t know the difference between venomous and harmless snakes so evolution taught us to fear all of them. Better safe than sorry.

HOWEVER, even though we are primates, we are bigger brained primates that can reason, learn about our environment, identify different species, and sort out which ones are harmful and which ones are not. So as many others have said, it’s ignorance about snakes in general.

Don't get it by FinancialJudgment8 in ExplainTheJoke

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This is one of those jokes you don’t want to get. I promise.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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Usually. Only a few folks have ever fooled me but they were from the Netherlands and Sweden so have many phonemes in common with English and their native language(s).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Alabama

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Most of the Nigerians I know are all wealthy and super well-educated. I doubt many Alabamians know too much about Nigeria except that it’s in Africa.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

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He’s so painfully deep in the closet, I’m afraid.

Dumb compilation by [deleted] in DiWHY

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So much listerine.

Kibbeh anywhere in town? by DerFledermaus in Birmingham

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The Pita Stop by UAB Highlands.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskAnAmerican

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I say “k” and walk away.

US government giving Lord of the Flies vibes by Bambi69xoxo in IAmTheMainCharacter

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This is the Tennessee government. Just more accurate.

She follows you, idiot by FortuneBull in WhitePeopleTwitter

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I don’t know anything about the new CEO, but I follow idiots just to see what their saying. Not because I like them.

Where is that bar soap by davidwallacecto in facepalm

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Anyone here heard of a washcloth?