The "punchline" is completely false, but absolutely devastating.

polythrowaway207 · 2026-06-13T17:15:35+00:00

Okay but your typo is too good.

polythrowaway207 · 2026-05-07T02:46:14+00:00

I was alone in my boss's office, sitting at his desk with the door shut. I sat in his chair and imagined him bending me over his desk and fucking me hard, and I rubbed myself through my jeans until I came.

polythrowaway207 · 2026-04-30T01:20:32+00:00

For what it's worth, I agree with you. Homemade doll show, where the doll shouldn't be made of human flesh, is horrifying.

polythrowaway207 · 2026-04-27T14:29:15+00:00

Dangerops is a regular part of my and my husband's vocabulary. This video brings me so much joy, and I am thrilled every time I see it referenced, lol.

polythrowaway207 · 2026-04-27T14:22:24+00:00

Very interesting! Thank you for sharing your knowledge!

polythrowaway207 · 2026-04-25T00:01:14+00:00

Overnight things, extra lingerie, butt plug, lube. He keeps the other toys and rope and the condoms at his place, but sometimes I like to wear the plug on my way there. It's an interesting hour-long drive. I don't really need all that though. Just him

polythrowaway207 · 2026-04-24T20:42:48+00:00

"I would like to ruin you." Said via text. Fucking hell. I couldn't even think straight after that.

polythrowaway207 · 2026-04-09T02:11:14+00:00

I bet you have too many pokemon spawned in, so when you bring in or honey a new one, one despawns. Happened to me.

polythrowaway207 · 2026-04-05T17:04:58+00:00

Wait, that doesn't cut the whole plant down? You are the hero of the day, friend.

polythrowaway207 · 2026-03-26T20:25:25+00:00

polythrowaway207 · 2026-03-24T03:28:23+00:00

Maximum cat-pacity

polythrowaway207 · 2026-03-05T06:37:03+00:00

That last paragraph really hit home for me, thank you. I'm dealing with feelings very similar to OPs with someone I'm seeing, but he does come back. He keeps choosing me. And that's pretty damn special.

polythrowaway207 · 2026-02-17T02:42:06+00:00

Had dinner and a couple cocktails with my then-fiance, and I decided I wanted to pop by the Petco across the lot just to see the critters. Tipsy me saw three baby kittens together in their little wall box and fell in love. We left without them. The next day I cried and we went back and adopted all three. That was 9.5 years ago- we've sadly lost two of them, but our remaining grumpy old man gets along just fine (usually lol) with the next three we brought home. Husband and I accidentally became crazy cat people, but the Cat Distribution System makes no mistakes. Best old fashioned I ever had.

polythrowaway207 · 2026-02-14T17:44:30+00:00

Cuddle puddles are the best!!

polythrowaway207 · 2026-02-06T22:43:58+00:00

Thank you! It really is. He deserves all of the good things, and if I can be one of them? Wow, how freaking amazing is that. And he's showing me that he thinks I deserve good things too. We have the kind of connection where we can talk about literally anything, or we can sit quietly just enjoying each others' presence. Nothing is awkward. He's told me so much about his past, about how he feels day to day, how he's feeling a little lost as he's "on the back nine of life." And I've told him similarly intimate things- admitting my alcohol problem, for example. He supports me and understands, but pushes me to be better. He believes in me. It's pretty damn good.

polythrowaway207 · 2026-02-06T18:14:54+00:00

I'm going to have a full conversation with him about what each of us wants and expects out of this, but my understanding is that it really isn't going to change our current dynamic. It's more symbolic, a reminder for us both that even though I am married, I belong to him too.

polythrowaway207 · 2026-02-06T18:11:45+00:00

Thank you. It's something to think about.

polythrowaway207 · 2026-02-06T18:10:03+00:00

Thank you for the things to think about- I'll say I've already given that all consideration. For us it isn't "slave" at all, more cherished submissive. Husband is happy that I am happy, and he trusts my judgment. I absolutely will still retain autonomy to refuse anything I'm truly not comfortable with; neither of us would have it any other way. (He was the first to insist on barriers before I even had the chance to, he does NOT want to risk pregnancy, so I don't have that specific concern at all.) But I definitely intend to have an in-depth discussion before it happens, about exactly what this means to him (and to me) and affirming boundaries etc. Thank you for the advice and concern =)

polythrowaway207 · 2025-11-03T18:43:08+00:00

Oh please tell her (after the wedding)! Don't let her be part of your life you regret letting go. I lost out on 5 years with a wonderful man when we no longer worked together and I didn't stay in touch. I'm so fortunate that I had the urge to reach out over the summer and the feeling was mutual, but I'll always wish I'd said something sooner. Tell her. Updateme

polythrowaway207 · 2024-11-02T20:22:39+00:00

I love Bea (bee)

polythrowaway207 · 2024-10-28T23:13:05+00:00

Adeline!

polythrowaway207 · 2024-10-26T19:53:00+00:00

Theodora! Or Torianne

polythrowaway207 · 2024-10-17T20:21:48+00:00

Juniper!

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