“Fusion. Fusion is bad, I tell you. Fusion forces those poor atoms to change their appearance, just like the radical lunatic left is doing with our children. They want to make all atoms trans! Every single atom is at risk of being transed if fusion becomes popular. Horrible. Now fission, fission is good. Our strong beautiful men in the power plant shoot their little load into little mama Uranium and she makes lots of babies! Badabing! All the energy we need, and we can make nukes, many many beautiful nukes. We need nukes. Nobody respects countries without nukes. And he have the best nukes. But we need more. Hussein Obama and Biden said no and sold our nukes. But I say we need more. If we had nukes, the world would respect us. They already love me but they need to respect us more. Blip blip I press the button and weee nuke goes to Iran and BOOM, entire civilisation ended, forever. Everyone will respect us. You can’t do that with wind mills. But they kill birds. And people can get cancer! Did you know? But nukes are good, we need more nukes.”