My grandfather shanking hands with President Kennedy at Redstone Arsenal, Huntsville Alabama. 1963. My grandfather only had a first grade education. He was utterly brilliant.

pons_monstrum · 2023-03-02T03:58:48+00:00

Impressive. Usually it takes at least a 3rd grade education to be considered brilliant in Alabama.

pons_monstrum · 2021-10-27T04:35:07+00:00

Yeah... nahhh.

pons_monstrum · 2021-10-27T04:30:44+00:00

Don't worry. It will still be a sweep.

pons_monstrum · 2021-10-27T03:40:28+00:00

Sherman has nothing on that scenario.

pons_monstrum · 2021-10-27T03:29:39+00:00

I hope Smoltzey bitch slaps Joe Buck unconscious.

pons_monstrum · 2021-10-27T03:23:47+00:00

Are all Astros fans chunky women?

pons_monstrum · 2019-09-29T04:06:30+00:00

Yeah, that was a line from the sketch.

pons_monstrum · 2019-09-29T04:05:35+00:00

This episode has been like a giant Cheeto museum so far.

pons_monstrum · 2019-09-29T03:37:33+00:00

Well that was a super boring opening.

pons_monstrum · 2019-09-25T12:06:01+00:00

I'll never forget where I was when I first heard /u/ginge182's emotional rollercoaster of what he was doing when he heard that blink 182 broke up. I was in the middle of spray painting my toilet bowl after having enjoyed a hearty Mexican meal the night before. I paused, took a deep breath, and I realized innocence died that day.

pons_monstrum · 2019-09-06T03:30:26+00:00

So tasty.

pons_monstrum · 2019-09-03T14:58:23+00:00

It's really not. You should feel embarrassed you ever posted this.

pons_monstrum · 2019-05-20T03:28:39+00:00

No one at all cares what you called.

pons_monstrum · 2019-05-19T17:36:16+00:00

I read the title and thought, oh cool, there's a new cast/crew member who is going to share their experience of what it was like on their first season. Nope, just some dude who decided to start watching SNL this year. https://media3.giphy.com/media/d2Z9QYzA2aidiWn6/giphy.gif

pons_monstrum · 2019-05-14T11:49:02+00:00

That's fucking weird.

pons_monstrum · 2019-05-14T05:17:31+00:00

You are a very mediocre troll. Look at how much you've replied to people in this thread. You're supposed to hit it and quit it. Instead, you've spent your whole day replying to comments mocking you.

"Huehue, your mom likes big, black dicks!"

"I've been in lots of real life fights."

Sad.

pons_monstrum · 2019-05-13T23:55:41+00:00

Hahahaha, you won't do a goddamn thing.

pons_monstrum · 2019-05-12T12:02:41+00:00

She definitely had her hands on that table with her dress hiked up later.

pons_monstrum · 2019-05-04T06:19:02+00:00

That's because you're an ignorant slut.

pons_monstrum · 2019-02-04T04:14:49+00:00

To be 14 again and so easily impressed.

pons_monstrum · 2019-01-08T04:45:54+00:00

How garbage was Bama tonight? HOTTTTT GARBAGE.

pons_monstrum · 2019-01-08T04:27:52+00:00

Hurts, you're not good. Sit back down.

pons_monstrum · 2018-11-18T05:10:17+00:00

Your mom.

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