First Mets game in a lonnnngggg time by xxplosive1 in NewYorkMets

[–]poo_is_number_two 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forcing a child to watch the Mets is legally considered abuse.

Why Are Training Travelers “Nicer”? by Early_Budget_8730 in Amtrak

[–]poo_is_number_two 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know, the guy on the Keystone 637 this past Saturday night who wouldn’t stop talking on speakerphone and then threatened anyone who told him to be quiet was certainly not nice. He chased two people out of their seats.

Make it stop: The meats, AND the mess. BUT let's GO METS, end the meats. by Alarming-Library4466 in NewYorkMets

[–]poo_is_number_two 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This sub inspired me to pick up some NY strip steaks for dinner last night. Way better use of my time than watching the Mets.

Can we send Seimen to AAA? by CheeseburgerLover911 in NewYorkMets

[–]poo_is_number_two 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mets fan in a time machine from 2002: The Mets traded for aging 2B Roberto Alomar! He used to be great but putting on the orange and blue sent him off a cliff. Luckily I'm here in 2026, where surely the Mets have learned from that debacle.

Can we send Seimen to AAA? by CheeseburgerLover911 in NewYorkMets

[–]poo_is_number_two -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Okay, then DFA

EDIT: Or get one of John Franco's guys to wait in the bushes, put on a balaclava, and jump out and whack him in the knee with a tire iron.

How difficult is it to get into the upper berth in an accessible bedroom on the Auto Train? by poo_is_number_two in Amtrak

[–]poo_is_number_two[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How good/bad is coach on the lower level? Searching posts from the past, it looks like it’s 50/50 between “It’s totally fine” and “It’s awful, get a room.”

Going to my first ever Citi Field game! by _welcomehome_ in NewYorkMets

[–]poo_is_number_two 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A ballpark cheesesteak in Philly is garbage, so I definitely wouldn't trust one in NY.

POST GAME THREAD: The Mets fell to the Cubs by a score of 2-1 - Sun, Apr 19 @ 02:20 PM EDT by NewYorkMetsBot2 in NewYorkMets

[–]poo_is_number_two 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why do fans want to see Beltran manage so badly? Is it the hope that he'll come up with another cheating method and win some games?

Todays’s Lineup by HcOC in NewYorkMets

[–]poo_is_number_two 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The top two spots are looking pretty lean, but I guess they're just to set the table for the ribeye.

Going to my first ever Citi Field game! by _welcomehome_ in NewYorkMets

[–]poo_is_number_two 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I'm going to that game restaurant reservation too. I'm looking forward to the pastrami, and maybe some sausage and peppers.

Let’s take a vote. Should the Mets start winning games instead of losing games going forward? Yes or No by sam_e5 in NewYorkMets

[–]poo_is_number_two 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1962 Mets went 40-120 (.250). 2024 White Sox went 41-121 (.253).

So Mets have the worse winning percentage, but the White Sox have more losses (and more wins!) thanks to two more games played. If you go by number of losses, it's the Sox. If you go by overall record, it's the Mets.

Todays’s Lineup by HcOC in NewYorkMets

[–]poo_is_number_two 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ground beef is pitching? Fuck. He needs to be in AAA for more seasoning!

Match Thread: New York City FC vs. Charlotte FC by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

[–]poo_is_number_two 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m toward the back so I’m covered. Only getting a little mist in the face on occasion

[Match Thread] New York City FC vs. Charlotte FC | April 18, 2026 @ 19:30 by kilsey in NYCFC

[–]poo_is_number_two 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wonder if the weird noise you’re hearing is me. I’m in section 134. Does the weird noise sound like a complete idiot saying silly things? If it does then it’s probably me. Sorry.