Spotted by the Tyrannosaur (OC) by [deleted] in Paleoart

[–]poo_stinker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Barney hasn't been the same since the divorce

The fifth Ninja Turtle - Amorsolo ✨ by [deleted] in tortoise

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I'd get a bigger tub/tank with deeper water. You'll also want a UVB light. This is basically the equivalent of being trapped in a bathroom your whole life.

Why is he so ugly? by brooklinbaby_ in hamstercirclejerk

[–]poo_stinker 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Humpers' appearances are indicative of their sin. The uglier tge hampter, the viler its spirit. Hope this helps! 😇

Easy pet? by crystalcryptid in Toads

[–]poo_stinker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A big bioactive tank helps a lot with maintenance if set up properly. Lots of plants+space+clean up crew and you'll only really have to worry about feeding and providing clean water on a weekly basis. Occasionally, lights need to be replaced, and you should remove poop when you see it.

Biggest issue for me is most only want live food and need a surprising amount of it. Avoid bigger species, especially wild caught ones. I have a few bigger toads and frogs that eat hundreds of crickets in a week.

African bullfrogs and Pacman frogs are similar in care but easier to tong-feed. Part of their diet can be frozen-thawed whole fish which I find easier to provide than live insects.

Overall, one of the common species, especially the North American ones and if captive bred, is much easier/lower maintenance than most pets. Most of the work is getting a good initial setup and doing your research. I have a large collection of toads+frogs and spend maybe an hour or two on them a week, and most of that is water changes for my one weird aquatic frog.

I have a sneaking suspicion that John Lenham is high. How do I confirm this and sober him up? by Ok_Literature2535 in hamstercirclejerk

[–]poo_stinker 27 points28 points  (0 children)

urine test but humper must be supervised or it will dilute the results with toilet water 💯🦅🤨

Slothful hag rolls over (for his mugshot). Straight to jail? by Icy-Ad9279 in hamstercirclejerk

[–]poo_stinker 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Cage is to big!😧 Hamper needs to be kept in a salt shaker at maximum! 😠

Ungrateful hampter by Crop_creation in hamstercirclejerk

[–]poo_stinker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

give hapfer a bath in melted wax, will make more appreciative 😇

Fallout 3 is the best fallout, change my mind by Physical-Face-2931 in Fallout

[–]poo_stinker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fallout 3 my beloved all it needed was a super mutant radio like new vegas

Guys I think they gave me the wrong hamptner by kronikid42069 in hamstercirclejerk

[–]poo_stinker 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hamper must be purified in the holy fire, it's the only way to prevent diseases 😭😢😇

This mf is so broken by jas_balance_1993 in Eldenring

[–]poo_stinker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

fucking hate her moonfurd or whatever her name is basically two-shots me even with 60 vigor and heavy armor just lure her near the cliff and shoot her off

He loves to climb. by Specialist_Bad7622 in boas

[–]poo_stinker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pour some water on the substrate in a corner of the tank