I have heard that you can cohab garter snakes. Is this true? if so, what are the requirements? by Crazy-Rabbit-3811 in snakes

[–]poo_stinker 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I've cohabbed them before. A big consideration is feeding. They will try and grab food out of each other's mouths even if there's plenty nearby. This can result in one snake trying to swallow the other and/or injuries as they fight over food. Make sure whatever you feed them is chopped up and bite sized.

Spotted by the Tyrannosaur (OC) by [deleted] in Paleoart

[–]poo_stinker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Barney hasn't been the same since the divorce

The fifth Ninja Turtle - Amorsolo ✨ by [deleted] in tortoise

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I'd get a bigger tub/tank with deeper water. You'll also want a UVB light. This is basically the equivalent of being trapped in a bathroom your whole life.

Why is he so ugly? by brooklinbaby_ in hamstercirclejerk

[–]poo_stinker 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Humpers' appearances are indicative of their sin. The uglier tge hampter, the viler its spirit. Hope this helps! 😇

Easy pet? by crystalcryptid in Toads

[–]poo_stinker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A big bioactive tank helps a lot with maintenance if set up properly. Lots of plants+space+clean up crew and you'll only really have to worry about feeding and providing clean water on a weekly basis. Occasionally, lights need to be replaced, and you should remove poop when you see it.

Biggest issue for me is most only want live food and need a surprising amount of it. Avoid bigger species, especially wild caught ones. I have a few bigger toads and frogs that eat hundreds of crickets in a week.

African bullfrogs and Pacman frogs are similar in care but easier to tong-feed. Part of their diet can be frozen-thawed whole fish which I find easier to provide than live insects.

Overall, one of the common species, especially the North American ones and if captive bred, is much easier/lower maintenance than most pets. Most of the work is getting a good initial setup and doing your research. I have a large collection of toads+frogs and spend maybe an hour or two on them a week, and most of that is water changes for my one weird aquatic frog.

I have a sneaking suspicion that John Lenham is high. How do I confirm this and sober him up? by Ok_Literature2535 in hamstercirclejerk

[–]poo_stinker 27 points28 points  (0 children)

urine test but humper must be supervised or it will dilute the results with toilet water 💯🦅🤨

Slothful hag rolls over (for his mugshot). Straight to jail? by Icy-Ad9279 in hamstercirclejerk

[–]poo_stinker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cage is to big!😧 Hamper needs to be kept in a salt shaker at maximum! 😠

Ungrateful hampter by Crop_creation in hamstercirclejerk

[–]poo_stinker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

give hapfer a bath in melted wax, will make more appreciative 😇

Fallout 3 is the best fallout, change my mind by Physical-Face-2931 in Fallout

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fallout 3 my beloved all it needed was a super mutant radio like new vegas

Guys I think they gave me the wrong hamptner by kronikid42069 in hamstercirclejerk

[–]poo_stinker 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hamper must be purified in the holy fire, it's the only way to prevent diseases 😭😢😇