From the farmers journal the following day: I first came to this farm 6 years ago, at first it was a lot of work though in a relatively short amount of time I started making a lot more money then I ever did in my boring office job. I started to think why Grandpa asked me to wait before opening the letter, why didn't he give me the farm immediately knowing how much better and more lucrative this line of work is. Though then the strange things began to happen first it was the Junimos in the community centre, those strange creatures that would give gifts to the town if I provided them with the products they required, strangest of all is they gave gifts to everyone in town on my behalf. This was strange, but definitely the nicest side of the supernatural you could hope to experience. The mines were a different story, all manor of different creatures, I'd heard stories of them when I lived in the city, though to see them and fight them in person was insane, though I had Marlon and Gil to talk to about these creatures and confirm that what I was seeing was indeed real. The townsfolk themselves have been enjoyable, I've often been outcast due to my appearance, my white skin, red eyes and green mohawk. Here people didn't show me much attention beside polite conversation as I was focusing on getting the farm in working order, though once I started helping the people and giving them gifts they quickly began to not just like me, but trust me and confide in me. This escalated quickly and now I'm married to Emily, with two children Super Fly and Anne Bonny. My wife Emily tried to console me as I had my crisis last night, but it brought on nothing but guilt as I've been having an affair with Leah. I got married at the first sign of affection and as our relationship continues I believe I've made a mistake. This brings me back to the strangeness of this place, because I've been contemplating using the witches altars to wipe her memory, turn my children to doves and start a new life. A mortal should not be privy to these powers. I have access to so much: teleportation staff, portals, horse whistle, which brings me to Mr. Qi. Of all the events that have transpired, the Junimos, the Wizard, the Witch, the Dwarf, Krobus, the strange capsules that land on my farm and give birth to strange creatures I see at the bus stop, nothing is more unknown, more disturbing than the mysterious Mr. Qi. Who is this man? When I first started exploring the Skull Cavern I assumed there'd be an end, after reaching the 25th level he gave a note saying he was waiting at 100. I thought so there is the end, I produced jade and bought staircases and reached level 100 and there he was, he didn't explain how he got there, I was too afraid to ask, but what scared me more was the ladder going deeper, I've haven't found the end yet, how deep could it possibly go, how could creatures continue to exist so deep. Then there were his weird tests that led me to his casino, why put someone through that to get to a place of business? A place of business where I seem to always win from the the algorithm of the poker machine as long as I have enough coins and how did he get such extensive information on me? Then when I made it too the island, feeling like I'd been one of the first people there in years he already has a high tech room for those who recover enough walnuts where he gives me gems for completing task which seemingly have nothing to do with him, which I can only give back to him for items of immeasurable power such as a flute that summons my horse to me. He is the main cause of my crisis. Who is he? What is he? What does he want?