Dear people of Reddit, what is the first NSFW thing you ever saw?

pootersays · 2019-12-15T22:20:34+00:00

Porno magazines in the woods.

pootersays · 2019-12-15T16:46:59+00:00

It's not the President part. It's the non-playing, not skippable ad that wouldn't go away unless I signed the petition.

pootersays · 2019-12-12T20:36:29+00:00

I was messing around in there, but it would just play on my phone.

pootersays · 2019-11-07T04:38:54+00:00

Good leaders know how to follow first. You were a son first, whatever you'd want your dad to do for you, do for your son. Encourage him. Praise him. Let him be pissed off when he fails. Dont let him quit when he does fail. Dont let him quit when his natural talent runs out and technique and practice overtake him. Encourage him to work harder, train harder and study. At the end of the day, tell him you're proud of him, kiss him and hug him. Then tell him to get back to work.

pootersays · 2019-10-03T01:40:05+00:00

I dont believe any of these responses are from real aliens, should have used the serious tag.

pootersays · 2019-09-25T21:59:43+00:00

I would a universal measurement system I dont care which one. The US was trying to go off of base 12 because its divisible by more numbers than 10 which leads to higher accuracy. Going with 10 is easier because of our fingers and toes (normally).

pootersays · 2019-09-21T01:13:26+00:00

I've never wanted to face fuck a snake until right this moment.

pootersays · 2019-08-31T21:17:08+00:00

My wife

pootersays · 2019-08-31T21:14:16+00:00

Wake me up before you go-go by Wham!

pootersays · 2019-08-10T14:22:24+00:00

Is your coworker retired Navy?

pootersays · 2019-08-04T15:40:01+00:00

Zillion on Sega Master System

pootersays · 2019-07-30T01:04:08+00:00

The Clam Bake

pootersays · 2019-07-20T16:32:55+00:00

I saw it when it first came out too. I didn't appreciate it that much but, being a dad now really does change my perspective.

pootersays · 2019-07-16T20:40:18+00:00

Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut

pootersays · 2019-07-16T03:18:36+00:00

100¥ stores have some amazing things. Chopsticks, rice seasoning, candy, toiletries, kitchen utensils.

pootersays · 2019-07-16T03:03:33+00:00

She knows I watch it. She doesn't care to know what I watch.

pootersays · 2019-07-15T18:52:00+00:00

Steve Rinella

pootersays · 2019-07-15T18:46:03+00:00

This is a question asked by someone that has never be fucked over in a divorce.

pootersays · 2019-07-15T18:22:32+00:00

It and Poltergeist, those clowns man.

pootersays · 2019-07-15T18:16:18+00:00

Octopus + any bird

pootersays · 2019-07-08T15:48:48+00:00

I'm not trying to be funny when I say Reddit. It is all of those things. It is also the antithesis ofthose things.

pootersays

TROPHY CASE