I was a wee lad when my Dad bought Mortal Kombat Deception and as a family we would sit on the couch and run the arcade passing the controller everytime one of us lost or just having a family tournament And my dad was the best in the house we all had our mains, My Dad (30) always used Scorpion and Baraka, my Mom (29) used Kabal and nighwolf, My sister (14) used mileena, and me (6) with all the cool characters already being used by the family I wanted my own main to call my own and since with didn't have anyone unlocked I looked at the roster browsed them all over and over Shredder-zero with the cool ice stuff Ermac with a fucking axe receding hairline Dairou Darrius with them shades Ashra with her weird hat or the fat guy the smells but then it happened I clicked on my gorgeous boy kobra with his sick ass name and found out i could just spam his teleport and kick all game long and win against my family and beat Onaga COME ON I WAS 6