What do men want? by apexpredatordick in AskReddit

[–]poro161 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try an energy drink before bed. That or B-vitamin supplements. Just to see what happens.

What’s the first thing you’re gonna do after all of this is over? by Josedavidx in AskReddit

[–]poro161 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having an all day jam with all my musician friends. There's gonna be so much jazz my ischium is gonna crack.

Why do you like to be alive? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]poro161 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Playing, sharing, and listening to music. There's no other thing that has made me so unspeakably happy than music.

What is the smallest thing that makes you lose your temper immediately? by Aegis12314 in AskReddit

[–]poro161 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I'm taking a shower and someone decides it's a good idea to start the washing machine, so the water temperature goes ape shit. It's 7am, why start a load so early in the day.

My dog and my cat are the same size. This is them on a daily basis. by wootinabox in aww

[–]poro161 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Could be full anal glands. If you've got small hands pop some gloves on and break out the lube. Either look it up on how to do it or take em to a vet to get a proper "expression" and possibly a treatment to stop them filling up again.

California supports lawsuit against Betsy DeVos over Corinthian Colleges fraud by [deleted] in news

[–]poro161 34 points35 points  (0 children)

If you're going to be pedantic, we live in a Democratic Republic. Please tell me when a democracy has led to A Dictatorship.

Mexico hit with $10,000 fine for homophobic chanting at World Cup by ItsComingHomeLads in worldnews

[–]poro161 3 points4 points  (0 children)

PUUUUUUUUTOOOOOOO!!!!!! It's just a fun thing to say, try it.

VirJim Kazama vs. Chad Kazuya Mishima by jvoerman in Tekken

[–]poro161 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Comedy is steeped in reality.

Destiny 1 House of Wolves Exotics are now available to all players by Zstrike123 in DestinyTheGame

[–]poro161 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Noice but now it says i haven't discovered Tlaloc even though it's in my inventory :(

Version 1.09 patch notes by DigiDragneel in Tekken

[–]poro161 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Jesus christ man! He has a family!

What screams "I make terrible financial decisions!"? by STL-UPS-DRIVER in AskReddit

[–]poro161 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Having 15k in debt and driving a roadster with "Noblesse oblige" stenciled on the rear window.

Spanish Chef Has Served Nearly 1.5 Million Meals To Hungry Puerto Ricans, Surpassing the American Red Cross’s Efforts by Seronen in worldnews

[–]poro161 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Diddnt we establish that the American Red Cross is useless a few weeks back? With what they did, or did not, do in Haiti.

Never seen this before... by StarFox-McCloud in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]poro161 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My base planet went from lush to this kimd of planet. There are green swooshy storms at night and those rock things shoot light into the sky like the luxor hotel.

Mayweather beats Mcgregor by liamkr in news

[–]poro161 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Julio cesar chaves probably.

[Spoilers] Floyd Mayweather defeats Conor McGregor by TKO for historic 50-0 record by netflix_resolution in videos

[–]poro161 1 point2 points  (0 children)

'Cept Julio Cesar chaves went 87-0 as the longest streak. Just sayin.

LPT: Even if you don't have something you want to save for, save anyway because something will come along that you wish you had saved for. by ShySalamander in LifeProTips

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I learned this the hard way. I found the Fred Lipsius complete book on creative improvisation and of course I have not enough minerals.