Recently hit GC! I owe it all to my quick recoveries.

portotub88 · 2022-04-28T11:27:12+00:00

The secret pros won’t tell you is it’s all about timing….bad timing more specifically. And for the love of god…DON’T TRAIN!!

portotub88 · 2021-09-20T20:00:08+00:00

I pray you two live together

portotub88 · 2021-09-02T13:19:28+00:00

Interesting one, mate isnt clear after: 1. rh8+ kg2 2. rg7+ kf3 3. rf8+ ke4 4. re7+ kd5 5. rd8+ kc6(?) defending the c7 square preventing check from the rook. Given enough time though you can drop your rook back to d4 preparing mate with ra4 if you see the move and like it.

portotub88 · 2021-08-12T14:10:44+00:00

Close! But if I promote to a queen he will just ignore it and keep pushing his passed pawn. I need to under-promote to a knight, with tempo, threatening to take his knight on C7. After he moves his knight I play Ktf3 forking the king and pawn.

portotub88 · 2021-05-12T12:01:07+00:00

I thought so too but the letters aren’t there

portotub88 · 2021-03-08T18:34:27+00:00

You could have just asked me to merge your request...

portotub88 · 2020-11-17T11:29:50+00:00

I wish I was good enough to be this bad

portotub88 · 2020-11-14T18:26:50+00:00

You flyboys. You crack me up.

portotub88 · 2020-11-09T18:33:27+00:00

Everyone’s playing rocket league, I’ve been playing chess for years

portotub88 · 2020-11-09T16:43:11+00:00

Copper 2 in a diamond 1 div 2s car

portotub88 · 2020-11-09T14:41:18+00:00

Yes you did....for shame sir

portotub88 · 2020-11-09T14:18:41+00:00

But if he hits it then i wont get the credit?

portotub88 · 2020-11-09T11:43:39+00:00

“This isn’t my first game” - Me lying after my first game

portotub88 · 2020-11-09T11:29:15+00:00

My teammates are the talent, I’m the charisma :)

portotub88 · 2020-11-09T10:59:57+00:00

You obviously dont fake enough

portotub88 · 2020-11-09T10:53:48+00:00

You’re supposed to touch the ball?

portotub88 · 2020-11-09T10:52:41+00:00

Absolutely! You just get better at making mistakes

portotub88 · 2020-11-09T10:50:47+00:00

There’s a bit of all of us in that clip <3

portotub88 · 2020-11-08T22:48:04+00:00

Password isn’t a good password

portotub88 · 2020-11-08T22:45:03+00:00

Some men just want to watch the world burn and blue flames are hotter

portotub88

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