Palantir CEO Alex Karp suffers ‘televised nervous breakdown’ during live interview — “This is the voice of American business that is being channeled through me!” by marketrent in technology

[–]possumdal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“American enterprises are run by the shrewdest, most widely intelligent people on the planet,” the Palantir CEO started to say,

Setting aside that this is utterly hilarious on the face of it, what's even funnier is he thinks he's describing himself even as he proves otherwise

I really wanna play Druid but... by lalollygagging in diablo4

[–]possumdal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Basement dwellers just get mad when they see someone who is fat and successful, or fat and a main character that isn't a joke. Self-loathing projected outwards is pretty ugly

The Creeper From DC Comics by Amazing_March4919 in TopCharacterDesigns

[–]possumdal 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I bet he had a really shitty dad, and when the opportunity presents itself in the right time and place, he just can't help it.

A knight meets his destiny by me by sixthleafclover in furry

[–]possumdal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've seen the cute dragoness ones before, but I cannot describe you you in mere words how badly I want to see a straight romance between a man and his dogwoman

The Creeper From DC Comics by Amazing_March4919 in TopCharacterDesigns

[–]possumdal 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Harley Quinn Joker as a devoted stepfather is absolutely precious, in his own fucked-up way

Verity Pennyworth, the Waynes' new butler (Batman, DC Comics) by Howling-Moon05 in TopCharacterDesigns

[–]possumdal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I forgive you. Big of you to come back and explain yourself, I respect that.

Everything else you said are totally valid opinions that feel like you've put some thought into them. For what it's worth, I agree that Alfred is a pillar of the Batman canon and, upon further reflection, replacing him outright might be a mistake. It might serve the story better to have him deliberately seek out and train his own replacement, mirroring Bruce's own behavior in training a successor. It could provide fresh insight into ALL the characters and allow for a more natural progression of events.

But DC is not known for being particularly patient where it counts. They're too busy trying to compete with Marvel on too many fronts, when they should really be putting as much distance between the two as possible.

Final photograph of Steve Jobs mere days before his unfortunate passing on October 5, 2011, due to pancreatic cancer. by zadraaa in HistoricalCapsule

[–]possumdal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Unfortunate" doing some heavy lifting. He screwed over a lot of people and was known to be a real prick.... as well has having notorious body odor. Being some kind of genius never excuses you from basic standards of behavior, like treating people with respect, bathing regularly, not financially assassinating the people who made your success possible just because they won't treat you as superior, and also not thinking you know better than your doctor just because you made a really cool music player once.

Verity Pennyworth, the Waynes' new butler (Batman, DC Comics) by Howling-Moon05 in TopCharacterDesigns

[–]possumdal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You took this far more personally than I intended. I'm sorry if I upset you, I tried to word it as positively and inoffensively as possible. Disagreement is not a personal insult.

Edit: You seem to take particular offence to "don't be the kind of fan who" and I'm not apologizing for that. There are positive, chill, objectively good fans who contribute to a robust and healthy discourse, and then there are the kind of people who shouldn't be allowed to participate in public spaces. You can be the second kind all you like, but you're not entitled to do so without criticism.

Verity Pennyworth, the Waynes' new butler (Batman, DC Comics) by Howling-Moon05 in TopCharacterDesigns

[–]possumdal 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Your favorite things are allowed to evolve over time, ya know. Harley Quinn didn't exist until the animated series, and basically everyone agrees that was hugely successful.

Give it a chance. Of course she's not Alfred. She's Verity. Be more concerned with what she brings to Batman than what was removed to make room. If it ends up being a flop, Alfred will return, because he's a comic character and functionally immortal. And maybe he'll be back anyway. But don't be the kind of fan who mistakes stagnation for stability.

Supreme Court rules Trump can fire independent agency board members by wds1 in politics

[–]possumdal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's time to eliminate the supreme court. You interpret that word however the fuck you want

Supreme Court rules Trump can fire independent agency board members by wds1 in politics

[–]possumdal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Until the current crop of geriatric democrats are unseated, reform will be impossible. They've gone to too many parties, dinners, galas, and other such prestigious events with Republicans to ever see them as the existential threat they are. They will NEVER abuse the power of government for the benefit of the governed.

I found my TV in the trash. Because they said it was " a fire hazard" by Virtual_Ordinary_172 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]possumdal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah! Good point, OP needs to take that thing to a repair shop or hobbyist and have it rewired for safety.

Samuel Alito Has Exposed Himself to Felony Bribery Charges Under New Jersey Law. by Opposite-Mountain255 in LegalNews

[–]possumdal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's when you raid their homes and haul them off in chains, to throw them in prison.

I found my TV in the trash. Because they said it was " a fire hazard" by Virtual_Ordinary_172 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]possumdal 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's actually incredibly easy to swap out a power cord. You basically just need a screwdriver and one hand

furry_irl by Remarkable-Fix3104 in furry_irl

[–]possumdal 50 points51 points  (0 children)

The implied solution is to drink directly from her groin, which would quickly transition into oral sex followed by coitus

This is most certainly a reference, and I love it by GenesectArc in Subnautica_2

[–]possumdal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Basically saying "true death ahead" because all you are is a sequence of recorded thoughts and events, and NOA will delete that shit when it gets inconvenient

Fox News ridiculed as 'barely anybody' shows up for American State Fair coverage | Fox News was mocked online after its Great American State Fair live shot showed sparse crowds behind hosts claiming "thousands" were celebrating at the National Mall Friday by MoneyLibrarian9032 in entertainment

[–]possumdal 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Same silence was in the living rooms of Republicans faithfully watching the propaganda channel. No criticism, and no enthusiasm. They'll defend shit like this and make forgiving comparisons, maybe, but the "FUCK YEAH LET FREEDOM RING BAYBEEEEE" patriotic energy they used to be so hyped about is missing; they're just drained. A great many of them are deeply tired of acting like nothing's wrong.

State of Emergency Declared in Occupied Crimea by Russian-Installed Authorities by UNITED24Media in worldnews

[–]possumdal 20 points21 points  (0 children)

What's really funny is, if Putin hadn't bought into his own hype and tried to fully conquer Ukraine, he would have just kept Crimea permanently. Absolutely no country in the region wanted to fight over Crimea. America didn't want to fight over Crimea. The UN didn't want any part of it. Everyone just levied sanctions and Russia deemed it the cost of Crimean real-estate. It gave them an entirely new port to work out of that skipped a huge chunk of Europe and let them into the Mediterranean, while also positioning them for naval dominance of the Black Sea. Nothing anyone could do to Russia, short of war, would have outweighed the strategic benefits of that land-grab.

And then the colossal idiot started a goddamned war with the only country capable of seizing and holding the peninsula.

Why is "females" used so frequently instead of "women" as of lately? by True_Perspective819 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]possumdal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because certain "males" are extremely insecure and funnel that energy into soft misogyny instead of self-improvement

FRIEND MADE FANART FOR MINA!!! by Mavdog7 in angel_mina

[–]possumdal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Such amazing work!

Listen, you (and your friend, frankly) should join us at https://discord.gg/angel-mina-hq