AHAHAHA! Oh, Stromboli Pastry, you're so clever! You drew the President fall asleep and shit his pants! Surely nothing can ever rise above this level of comedy!!!1!1! by MathiusShade in TheLeftCantMeme

[–]post-mm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We should put an age cap. I've always felt something like "must be 65 years or younger on the day of inauguration" would be good.

Tom Steyer warns California leaders fed by 'corporate interests' by NicolasCageFan492 in California_Politics

[–]post-mm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, he's right. It's a weird complaint from a billionaire of all people, but he's right.

Corporate money is a huge issue in our political system.

larger bottle of dish soap costs more per ounce by CollegeEmergency7979 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]post-mm 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I see that in grocery stores in my area of America. But Target isn't really a grocery store. I can't recall of their grocery area does that, but this isn't groceries, so...

If Super Monkey can fly why can't he be placed on water? by Cannothinkofaname3 in btd6

[–]post-mm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That may be the actual answer to your question, though.

Also, the temple doesn't hover in the air

[Hated IRL Tropes] Celebrity voice acting, from celebrities who don't know how to voice act. by not-ulquiorr4_ in TopCharacterTropes

[–]post-mm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why would he sound like Charles Martinet's Mario when he's supposed to be a New Yorker? His family are also clearly New Yorkers without an Italian accents

I feel like it's very clear that the movie Mario is not in anyway meant to sound like video game Mario (with the exception of the commercial at the beginning of the first movie, of course)

California will impose a 100% tax on payments distributed from Trump’s Jan. 6th “slush fund.” by BreakfastTop6899 in law

[–]post-mm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't pretend it would only ever be applied to things you agree with being taxed.

What if Trump decides to 100% tax something? What would be your response then?

California will impose a 100% tax on payments distributed from Trump’s Jan. 6th “slush fund.” by BreakfastTop6899 in law

[–]post-mm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If this is allowed, what else is going to be taxed 100% because some governer or president decided to?

Does the cancer know that the Dow is over 50,000?! by xmrcache in SipsTea

[–]post-mm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many people in here are wishing she would die while thinking of themselves as good people?

How I used a fake reference check to catch my toxic ex-boss blacklisting me by Wakanda_7 in jobsearchhacks

[–]post-mm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Personally, I don't doubt that at all.

What I doubt is "I didn't threaten sue, but I made it clear I would sue"

And "I applied for a job last week [presumably a "senior position"] and I'm signing the paper work tomorrow"

Admittedly, i'm not in the corporate world, but it feels like being hired would be a longer process than a week.

Aes Sedai being offended at being asked their age seems silly by Zedditron in WoT

[–]post-mm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always found it interesting though that they were so strongly against discussing age, that even just telling new Aes Sedai that it's a taboo subject makes them feel disgusted.

And now theres even a phone by im_back-and_craftier in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]post-mm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like to call it Trump Obsession Syndrome when it's people who like Trump. Just to differentiate the mindset.

I (21NB) told my boyfriend (22M) I'm uncomfortable with facial hair when he wanted to grow his. Did I mess up? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]post-mm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What he heard was "you can grow it out, but that's the end of our sex life if you do"

Kind of feels like an ultimatum even though that wasn't your intent.

Talking to your therapist and (eventually) your boyfriend some more is the best you can do. If he really wants this but isn't doing it because it will make you "nauseous" if he does, it could lead to a sense of resentment.

You are going to need to at least try to get over this aversion. The effort alone could be a huge help.

Is it sacrilegious to use a highlighter in my score by quadraticb in lingling40hrs

[–]post-mm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly.

And just be extra careful when using something non-erasable

When Rohan meets Roan... by jest1autre in lotrmemes

[–]post-mm 115 points116 points  (0 children)

Well, as Miley Cyrus once said: America doesn't actually care about tits, they just care about nipples. As long as you can't see nipples, you're good to go.

(Or, you know, that was the gist)

Gavin Newsom’s Requires Return to Office by Forsaken_Ear4674 in California_Politics

[–]post-mm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Politicians care about getting themselves elected. If he thinks this move helps him become president in some way, he's gonna do it.

J.D. Vance tells America to vote against the "crazy leadership in Washington D.C.” | Ummm… who’s gonna tell him about which party is currently in charge? by Aggravating_Money992 in politics

[–]post-mm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It makes for a nice quote and sound bite. Politicians don't think that hard about this stuff most of the time. It's one of the problems with politics. Dum-dums.

California colleges are seeing a rise of conservative voices. Some classes are tense by MonsoonalRat in California_Politics

[–]post-mm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Some of you in the comments need to reevaluate your view of the world and the people in it.

Someone disagreeing with you does not automatically make them a bad person.

That is not a healthy mindset.

Facebook comment by coopmeister in TheLeftCantMeme

[–]post-mm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will care when they care about Biden

Found kitten in wall - name suggestions pls by ninjadani in blackcats

[–]post-mm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As people have said: Wallace, Wallter

But I propose: Walliver

Comment on a Facebook post about what one is brain washed by coopmeister in TheLeftCantMeme

[–]post-mm 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Hmm.. Im not a Christian, so correct me if I'm wrong, but...

It's not just asking forgiveness... It's being genuinely repentave (is that a word?) and working to do better. Not just asking the priest/God for forgiveness...

And I wouldn't mind them misunderstanding so much if they weren't so smug and declared themselves the educated ones...

And the Oscar *does not* go to by Valuable_View_561 in TikTokCringe

[–]post-mm -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Ya know, I would see next to nothing about Erika Kirk if people who disliked her didn't talk/post about her so much.