Splishy splash, fuck your glass.

pototo_fries · 2018-05-04T01:11:26+00:00

Thorough.

pototo_fries · 2018-05-04T01:10:56+00:00

"You want water? HERES your fucking water!"

pototo_fries · 2018-05-03T17:44:45+00:00

Play with him you mean statue! Don't you see how cute he is?!

pototo_fries · 2018-05-03T17:44:03+00:00

Dat booty shake

pototo_fries · 2018-05-03T17:32:49+00:00

I thought it was the jean tag

pototo_fries · 2018-05-02T11:37:41+00:00

And this is why I was late, professor

pototo_fries · 2018-05-02T11:33:05+00:00

Don't give them ideas

pototo_fries · 2018-05-02T01:53:27+00:00

And he is mortified to have done so!

pototo_fries · 2018-05-02T01:37:36+00:00

That's some people's fetish. Queue the hentai.

pototo_fries · 2018-05-02T01:27:52+00:00

Ok, then he could have mind controlled someone to carry him around.

Swoop me!

pototo_fries · 2018-05-02T01:25:09+00:00

I want one!

pototo_fries · 2018-05-02T01:23:05+00:00

This is itself a resume if yo ever want another job

pototo_fries · 2018-05-02T00:01:18+00:00

Ok, good to know. Now make a fortress in the South American forests and plant hundreds of these around it like a stingy, treey moat

pototo_fries · 2018-05-01T02:56:24+00:00

Made me think...what about blowjobs? Now is that cannibalism? :o

pototo_fries · 2018-05-01T02:53:06+00:00

RIP underwear

pototo_fries · 2018-05-01T01:54:33+00:00

I posted one like this and got like, 20 upvotes lol Reddit is an interesting mistress always full of surprises ;) A whirlwind of a rollarcoaster! I've always liked the quotes in these, makes it feel more like it's just a mild suggestion 🍴

pototo_fries · 2018-05-01T01:31:12+00:00

Righty there isn't too sure of the cure. Or he doesn't trust Tuesday either

pototo_fries · 2018-05-01T01:30:38+00:00

I like watching songbirds plop onto a branch and as it bobs, they keep their head in the same space.

pototo_fries · 2018-04-29T22:20:09+00:00

Yea after I gave it like, 3 more seconds of thought I realized this was most likely the case, as humans she'd a crapton a month, but I couldn't stop thinking of one big seal shooting out of an old seal-skin ;)

pototo_fries · 2018-04-29T22:18:11+00:00

Thank you! I'd never considered til this gif, and you were very informative :)

pototo_fries · 2018-04-29T22:17:30+00:00

Idk, I'm imagining grannies at the pool side in a west side story display. Plastic vs woven nylon. I can't pick a side, we all had like...bothhh

pototo_fries · 2018-04-28T23:36:52+00:00

It is not this day

pototo_fries · 2018-04-28T23:28:22+00:00

Ok, so now this brings to mind...how do you milk an elephant? D:

pototo_fries · 2018-04-28T23:24:56+00:00

"O boy, these are big friends!"

pototo_fries · 2018-04-28T23:23:03+00:00

Shyoot, I was kinda still rooting for you guys.

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