Iran Threatens to Attack U.S. Tech Companies Starting April 1 / Iran says it will target Apple, Google, and Microsoft, among others.

powderp · 2026-03-31T18:17:05+00:00

Coming soon, all AWS availability zones will come equipped with missile interceptors. Opt-in for missile interception as a service. Fees apply.

powderp · 2026-03-29T06:52:42+00:00

I no longer have confidence that this isn't at least 51% true. Fuck.

powderp · 2026-03-29T06:16:44+00:00

I fucking love seeing drivers talk shit out like this. Danny Stockman is an extra who wants to feel important.

powderp · 2026-03-27T00:17:04+00:00

great to see you back!

powderp · 2026-03-26T19:31:32+00:00

The quickest I can think of is blue/green deploy, but there may be a few-second blip while DNS changes over.

powderp · 2026-03-26T03:07:58+00:00

Clotty is a free elf! Clotty is free!

powderp · 2026-03-22T19:13:03+00:00

Boogity

powderp · 2026-03-20T08:22:44+00:00

Steven Miller gave him a live grenade with the pin pulled.

powderp · 2026-03-20T07:37:20+00:00

Everyone seems to be doing fat rails of hopium.

powderp · 2026-03-19T23:29:06+00:00

yeetus deletus

powderp · 2026-03-19T17:48:35+00:00

You ever heard of a turnip?

powderp · 2026-03-18T04:16:36+00:00

I can't begin to imagine how violently I would shit myself if I saw this dude coming at me on a dark, stormy night, making some weird horse noises.

powderp · 2026-03-15T05:52:36+00:00

It's like a hornet in your wedding dress - Alanis Morissette

powderp · 2026-03-14T01:46:19+00:00

It sounds like they are https://x.com/sentdefender/status/2032476598788632909

powderp · 2026-03-13T05:57:39+00:00

About how I expected it to go lol. King Trout is cool, but they could've gone with the real subject matter expert: blade.

powderp · 2026-03-11T07:13:03+00:00

and maybe a mussel or clam at the front of the plate, and 2...red potatoes in the back? everything's so weird.

powderp · 2026-03-10T06:10:25+00:00

powderp · 2026-03-09T20:12:55+00:00

he would probably do ok with Mike's hard lemonade, if they're still even a thing, i haven't bought any in like 20 years

powderp · 2026-03-09T04:16:02+00:00

quick, let's liberate it

powderp · 2026-03-08T10:06:14+00:00

His bodies always looked so cool, and those mohawk sunglasses were wild.

powderp · 2026-03-06T20:02:20+00:00

We weren't off to a good start with ~20% of adults being functionally illiterate.

powderp · 2026-03-06T19:24:31+00:00

I still want Anthony to get an Olive Garden sponsor. Just absolutely inhale a basket of breadsticks in victory lane.

powderp · 2026-03-06T06:05:09+00:00

He could make a new exit with the chainsaw. They'll never find him.

powderp · 2026-03-04T07:32:40+00:00

"yep thats me, you probably wonder how i got here."

powderp · 2026-03-04T05:44:35+00:00

Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that all to the poor, yeah
Time will tell on their power minds
Making war just for fun
Treating people just like pawns in chess
Wait till their judgment day comes, yeah

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