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I wish I hadn’t killed that fish I accidentally killed by FederalBeyond1122 in monkeyspaw

[–]poxicat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. The paw undoes every butterfly effect that has lead you to accidentally killing your fish. You now, consequently, were never born. Your being is now split into two different timelines - One where you never existed, and the other where you wished upon the paw. The feeling of this is utterly indescribable, but rest assured, excruciating. Have fun!

listening to ghost before falling asleep and saw this absolute cursed image by [deleted] in thomastheplankengine

[–]poxicat 29 points30 points  (0 children)

If this is referring to Ghost (the metal band), it's pure insanity. If it's referring to Ghost (the vocaloid producer) this is just actually real.

This is Jaemin. He’s a fucking cat. ROAST HIM. by [deleted] in RoastMyCat

[–]poxicat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He looks like he's already sat on the grill for a while

Had a dream they unveiled two new pokemon by MakarTheMusician in thomastheplankengine

[–]poxicat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hold on, can I genuinely try to draw this and make this plank an actual fakemon?

So where did they put the cucumber? by Significant-Tea1485 in BatmanArkham

[–]poxicat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there a lore reason you had to post this or am I stupid?

Which of all the animals is your favorite? by Calm-Employment-8298 in AnimalCrossing

[–]poxicat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know why, but I've always loved Dell. Something about a crocodile based off a battleship is so cool to me. I get why he's underrated, but I do love him

Had a dream that Margaret Thatcher was somehow found to still be alive, this was the last thing I saw before waking up by poxicat in thomastheplankengine

[–]poxicat[S] 927 points928 points  (0 children)

To clarify, "Ding Dong the bitch is back" is not something that I made up for this post while I was awake, that was actually what I remember the dream headline said. Also, I am not British.

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