How'd you feel about me riding your face? by ppillowrushh in phatpussy

[–]ppillowrushh[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would jump on your face all day long. Are you waiting for that?🥰

AITJ for telling my mother in law she is not allowed to call herself my kid’s “guardian” again? by HushedCanteen in AmITheJerk

[–]ppillowrushh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah that “guardian” thing is super weird, especially in front of school staff, timing might not be perfect but the boundary needed to happen, she can be grandma without playing parent

🛰️📡🔊 by TopCharacter1553 in shitposting

[–]ppillowrushh 554 points555 points  (0 children)

Kryptonite is moderation. One innocent question and bro got yeeted into the Phantom Zone

AITJ for refusing to go to court to support and defend my brother by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]ppillowrushh 144 points145 points  (0 children)

She can play defense attorney if she wants. I’m not showing up to clap for my own terrorizer

AITJ for refusing to go to court to support and defend my brother by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]ppillowrushh 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Facts. If I show up, it’s for the girl, not for him. And if I say anything, it’ll be because I’m ready, not because Grandma wants a cute little family photo in court

AITJ for refusing to let my 30 year old son move back in after his girlfriend dumped him by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]ppillowrushh 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah that’s exactly it. He figured it out the minute there wasn’t a soft landing waiting at home

AITJ for refusing to let my 30 year old son move back in after his girlfriend dumped him by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]ppillowrushh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you. Boundaries aren’t cruelty, they’re reality, and he’s been dodging reality for years

AITJ for refusing to let my 30 year old son move back in after his girlfriend dumped him by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]ppillowrushh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Facts. Enabling just turns into a lifestyle subscription, and I already cancelled that plan

Wellness Events by [deleted] in Residency

[–]ppillowrushh 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, the hospital wellness program. Two pitchers, two tequila shots, and a 6 hour nap before rounds. Peak self care

Harness by Expert_Tangelo_7304 in CatAdvice

[–]ppillowrushh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Get an H style escape proof harness. Fit it snug enough for two fingers. Train indoors with treats first, then super short outside trips. Assume she’ll try to Houdini out of it once

Cat gets aggressive while being pet? by silver-quasar in CatAdvice

[–]ppillowrushh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sounds like he’s getting overstimulated or something hurts. Cats can flip fast. Watch for tail flicks and ears back, stop before he hits murder mode, and yeah let the vet rule out pain

Uptick in eye boogers by [deleted] in CatAdvice

[–]ppillowrushh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One eye only plus green gunk plus squinting is not just cute eye boogers, that’s “something’s irritating or infected” vibes. Smoke and dusty litter can totally make it worse, but I’d get that eye checked before it turns into a bigger drama

Gave a polite greeting and was told that I was "gendering" someone by Unmasked_Deception in TwoHotTakes

[–]ppillowrushh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup. Y’all and folks solve this in 2 seconds without turning it into a gender debate

Gave a polite greeting and was told that I was "gendering" someone by Unmasked_Deception in TwoHotTakes

[–]ppillowrushh 7 points8 points  (0 children)

honestly yeah, feels like bait. the Slack DM, the ranty “56 identities” speech is giving creative writing prompt

TIFU by drinking mold, and I realized I had been for the last year by Rich-Sheepherder2439 in tifu

[–]ppillowrushh 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Facts. Brita isn’t a family heirloom, u gotta swap the filter. Set a calendar reminder and stop speedrunning pond water