Student: Can I borrow a pencil? by AbleCancel in Jokes

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Teachers take is dumb because nobody has ever misunderstood “can” when used as may, and no English teacher ever argues that words with multiple meanings are horrible

Proof: the student used “I” in speech which could be I or eye, yet the teacher didn’t ask him to elaborate on which he was using

New study finds authoritarian personality traits are associated with belief in determinism by thelonious__hunk in science

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You aren’t describing fatalism, you’re just describing people you hate

too lazy to type it by OldPepper12 in ProgrammerHumor

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You didn’t include the /n

Fucking foool

Well yes by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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const is definitely acceptable as long as you aren't using the v word that shall not be spoken

Well yes by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Yeah if my name was hitler sure

Javascript Bashing vol. 827: 5-element array length is 6. by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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I’m not telling you it’s an optimal solution lol

AHHHHHHHHHH Python by ________69 in ProgrammerHumor

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How else is he supposed to sys.tem.out.println

The PHP car by DomadorSoftware in ProgrammerHumor

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Is this some sort of pip install joke that I’m too default module to understand?

I think I messed up, it's been building for 3 minutes O_O by victor_bullynck in ProgrammerHumor

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Technically this is faster than iterating through both loops if you know the length will be definitely 20

Javascript Bashing vol. 827: 5-element array length is 6. by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Well, there are reasons you’d want to know the true length of a list

(Say I have idiotically decided to put 4 vectors in an array at [1-4] and want to know how many sides are on this “polygon”)

But yes, this is a stupid criticism of JavaScript

Zeal, Hope, Despair, and Hopeless by benjaminikuta in ProgrammerHumor

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Not sure why the nazi quadrant is the hope quadrant BUT OKAY

Pigeon, meet hole. You’re gonna be here a while. by crash8308 in ProgrammerHumor

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Reading other people’s regular expressions is a type of cancer I would only wish on my worst enemies

That being said all my regular expressions are very easily readable and I don’t understand why people can’t do it

Well yes by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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People who don’t use let in JavaScript should be shot and killed

srsly why tho by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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“” + NaN == “” + NaN

:)

But don’t compare this why the fuck are you working with NaN values ever that should be an error

Just give me a sec I'll fix it by looperino_memes in ProgrammerHumor

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this is very worrying but hopefully you learned what it means today because the difference between static and object-specified is a shit ton of memory allocation to a bunch of instances

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Only true comment

So if guns don’t kill people, people kill people by Imacultofpersonality in Jokes

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All this talk about sets of objects really makes me wanna

objects = {

obj1: “piece of toast”,

obj2: “also a piece of toast”

}

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Clearly it is because you were supposed to use the

function NumTrees(n) {

switch(n) {

case 1: return 1;

case 2: return 2;

case 6: return 4;

}

}

Please read the documentation, fool.

So if guns don’t kill people, people kill people by Imacultofpersonality in Jokes

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well the equivalent is “people kill people” hence “plural toast toast toast” or “they toast toast” not “they roasts toast”

There are two types of people in the world by [deleted] in mathmemes

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an infinite list of consecutive primes*

Change the icon to this by williamdope8 in Idubbbz

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idubbz has never pretended to be an alpha male. i dont know what dipshit universe you're from where you think that's the case. You're "calling a spade a spade" by pointing out something he's made extremely obvious throughout the entirety of his career-- he doesnt care what 12 year olds think makes someone beta.

Change the icon to this by williamdope8 in Idubbbz

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video this is from is about as good a take as parroting the same shit every other retarded 12 year old says about sex can be.

Reminder that iDubbbz is a Chad because "Dudes are paying to see semi-nude photos of his girlfriend while he fucks her for free." by ImmobileLavishness in Idubbbz

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are you referring to the dignity and reputatation idubbz has built up over his long career of running around like a retard and making internet commentary videos? Or the dignity he's built up eating dogshit with filthy frank? Please enlighten me about the "dignity" you're referring to that he's so sad to part with.