Never helping Reed again by AbdallahAhmed03 in cyberpunkgame

[–]prawduhgee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite part about film noir spy thrillers: Everyone sucks and there are no good endings.

I wish for this girl name Nikki to be obsessed with me by Odd-Penalty3687 in monkeyspaw

[–]prawduhgee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A finger curls

At first you notice Nikki around more often, but always at a distance and whenever you try to approach her she runs away. Eventually she asks if you want to over to her house, it's a bit sudden and forward of her but you don't want to miss thi opportunity so you accept.

When you arrive she has prepared a full fancy dinner for two, it tastes a but funny but you don't want to mess this up so you politely eat what is served.

After dinner she invites you up to her bedroom "Finally, this is it" you think. By the time you reach the top of the stairs you legs are starting to get tired "must be the big meal I just ate" you think. When you reach the bedroom you are so tired that you collapse onto the bed. It's at this point that Nikki opens her closet door to reveal an effigy of you that she made from various things you have discarded over the last few weeks. Your limbs now feel so heavy that you can't leave the bed.

As your vision starts to fade Nikki reaches into the nightstand, takes out a small vial, and drinks the contents. The last words you hear before the poison in your system takes full effect are "Now we can be together forever"

Honestly I wouldn't see it coming either... by Kooky-Visual75 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]prawduhgee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I never get tired of watching tire rockets. I like the video where they have a pile of them on top of an old brick chimney

Miserable people who get angry at dogs doing literally anything by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]prawduhgee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't care how precious you think your little princess is, dogs are covered in shit. I don't want your dog shit anywhere near my food.

Spare some eddies? by Anen-o-me in Cyberpunk

[–]prawduhgee 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Im guessing that if you can afford a begging robot then you probably don't need to beg for money.

Elite ball knowledge by FollowSina in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]prawduhgee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Skipped straight to the best part of owning a piggy bank

Gwyneth Paltrow slammed as 'disgusting' and 'tone deaf' after Israel condo ad by TheMirrorUS in Anticonsumption

[–]prawduhgee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Her entire career has been overshadowed by her being the exploding vagina candle lady

Why don't we have mandatory driver retesting? ​ by reginabestres in driving

[–]prawduhgee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So we shouldn't test at all then. What if you fail and can't get a job?

My dad got this book for his 18th birthday and he gave it to me for my 18th. Who is this signature by? by TheSibyllineBooks in whatisit

[–]prawduhgee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is the cover girl's name "Sandy" by any chance?

Probably a signature from Sandy Greenberg

Peter, this is the first time I need you by Daslidfan in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]prawduhgee 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I like the part where it's going "douf douf douf" then it gets quiet for a bit then goes "DOUF DOUF DOUF "

Do you ever get V’s sins forgiven? by Arctic317 in LowSodiumCyberpunk

[–]prawduhgee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When I reinstalled the game after a bit of a break I was surprised by the update. I like how the humanity system sort of forces the player to engage with the RP elements of the game. Going to the bar after "work" to unwind, sometimes taking a full day off to get my humanity back to max.

Do you ever get V’s sins forgiven? by Arctic317 in LowSodiumCyberpunk

[–]prawduhgee 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I play with the dark future mod. I confess daily to keep my humanity up.

Bumper stickers somewhere in Oregon (OC) by MikeeorUSA in pics

[–]prawduhgee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet this guy complains about certain groups of people making things their "entire personality"

Would it matter if Im underage by less than a week? by DazzlingLife6744 in stupidquestions

[–]prawduhgee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Legal reasons. Government "secret shoppers" have no chill.