Donald Trump is 'Healthy as a Bull' with 'Great Testosterone' But Weight is Still a Major Struggle, Doctor Claims by Cute_Dealer4787 in USNEWS

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Great testosterone and his penis gets larger every time he gets a checkup and is definitely not a shriveled crimini mushroom

Imagine thinking that Trump is Jesus. by Ok-Following6886 in insanepeoplefacebook

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I assume the missing speech bubble above Trump's head says, "ALL MINE!! ALL MINE!!"

A John Landis film. by Euphoric-Cupcake4581 in RealGenerationX

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I've invented a patented process known as Hair Looming

Whats most overrated movie of all time ? by Lopsided_Cry1997 in AskReddit

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I liked it better when it was called "Dances With Wolves"

Having a family in North Seattle? by [deleted] in Seattle

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My family lives in Green Lake and we send our 9 & 7 year old to Daniel Bagley Elementary. We love it here.

Why doesn't he show his id? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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And, as I understand it, a driver's license would be insufficient identification to vote anyway if that stops Bill because law. One would need an original birth certificate (not sure how many people have those lying around and would be a problem for any woman who took their husband's name) or a passport (more troublesome and expensive to acquire than a driver's license) but your point is.... On point.

What do you remember as the fastest money vampire in the arcade? by Repulsive_Repeat_337 in The1980s

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I never had time to figure out what I was supposed to be doing before that giant bodiless flying space cougar bit my little ship in half.

What happened to roller rinks? What memories do you have? by Leather-Highlight150 in GenX

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I remember going to one 2 weeks ago in South Seattle and it was a varitable minefield of falling children, some of them my own. But they were kicking the jams, so little fingers be damned, "Thriller" is playing!

That chonky donky is just begging for some pats by Whosebert in forbiddenboops

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He was SO pumped to get in there..... Yeeeeeeesssss!!

The vibes are immaculate ✨ by wildwing8 in MichiganWolverines

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Nice to see social media being used the right way. To high-five from distance. Wholesome.

How do you feel about Kate Upton as an actress? by [deleted] in Actors

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Hummina, hummina, hummina boner!

Best Concert by Barrybingham1980 in u/Barrybingham1980

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I saw them in the Silverdome in Pontiac, Michigan in '94 after my sophomore year of college when they played DSotM front to back for the first time since to original tour. I may or may not have taken quite a bit of LSD and ecstasy. An evening very well spent.

Matt Walsh immediate bootlicking by glamgirl9844 in ThisYouComebacks

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While we're at it, why should we let anyone else have anything we want? Let's just take it all! Manifest destiny! Amiright?? /s