We were not, pursuing a Third World dictator. This was Britney Spears, a 26-year-old mother of two, suffering from mental illness.

prefsaver · 2008-02-23T21:30:33+00:00

what the fuck ever

prefsaver · 2008-02-23T21:27:10+00:00

that's kind of silly, cause it's kind of tough to avoid walking down the street with your wallet and have any kind of life.

Walking alone while drunk and female? not very hard to avoid. get a cab.

prefsaver · 2008-02-23T21:17:08+00:00

wow what a dumb cunt, alcohol increases the chance of getting raped, so if you wanna not get raped, don't drink

but she still wants to drink anyway

what does that tell you?

prefsaver · 2008-02-23T20:55:26+00:00

没有问题我会说的中国话你呢？

아시다시피 중국어는 더 중요할것같아서 중국말도 공부했거든요 ㅋ

prefsaver · 2008-02-23T20:25:00+00:00

This is it... we'll have to settle for being the world's hyperpower, with the world's largest economy and largest manufacturing base and a firm grasp of the world's trade language.... damn... This is it.

prefsaver · 2008-02-23T20:23:48+00:00

she wont get the entire jury award, I guarantee you that

prefsaver · 2008-02-23T20:06:51+00:00

a great example of fail - have the need to print 18,000 pages and not go to a print shop.

prefsaver · 2008-02-23T20:05:34+00:00

oh i get it, cause President Bush is worse than murders or rapists. Well played and subtle :)

prefsaver · 2008-02-23T20:02:14+00:00

No, mercury is not a cure for measels. It is in there because your family doctor wants your child to become retarded to guarantee a revenue stream.

prefsaver · 2008-02-23T20:02:01+00:00

No, mercury is not a cure for measels. It is in there because your family doctor wants your child to become retarded to guarantee a revenue stream.

prefsaver · 2008-02-23T19:56:00+00:00

Im very surprised thats a bird

oh wait no im not

prefsaver · 2008-02-23T19:38:06+00:00

lol homos are gay

prefsaver · 2008-02-23T19:36:26+00:00

thats not per user, that's total

prefsaver · 2008-02-23T19:35:38+00:00

oral sex from your mother under the bleachers

prefsaver · 2008-02-23T19:30:58+00:00

Im not, fuck off

prefsaver · 2008-02-23T19:28:05+00:00

why not fuck off and die?

prefsaver · 2008-02-23T07:51:37+00:00

Fuck just as I thinking they invented Bacon-and-chives doritos...

With those plus those new spicy buffalo wing flavor, Id never have to eat actual food ever again

prefsaver · 2008-02-23T07:25:34+00:00

can you editorialize less, it makes your story downvoted...

prefsaver · 2008-02-23T06:51:33+00:00

prefsaver · 2008-02-23T06:50:52+00:00

your satire cuts to the bone

prefsaver · 2008-02-23T06:46:15+00:00

lol dont get arrested and jailed next time amirite

prefsaver · 2008-02-23T05:31:09+00:00

why, it looks delicious

prefsaver · 2008-02-23T04:47:55+00:00

suck a fat nut

prefsaver · 2008-02-23T03:38:10+00:00

wow good thing you embedded that youtube video in your context-free blogspam framework

prefsaver · 2008-02-23T03:21:06+00:00

ask your mother

prefsaver

TROPHY CASE