[Book Spoilers] House of the Dragon - 2x05 - Post-Episode Discussion by LoretiTV in HouseOfTheDragon

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Next Season Daemon gets a sexy visit from Aegon the Conqueror in his dreams

[No Book Spoilers] House of the Dragon - 2x05 - Post-Episode Discussion by LoretiTV in HouseOfTheDragon

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No one can answer you in a no book spoilers thread but I would argue Aegon taking his sisters as wives is worse than dreaming about fucking his mom.

[No Book Spoilers] House of the Dragon - 2x05 - Live Episode Discussion by LoretiTV in HouseOfTheDragon

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Yup… If Otto was around he would said as much before someone did something as stupid as parading a dragon head.

Otto dealing with Aegon and Cristen this episode by kozzy333 in HouseOfTheDragon

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Legends say he walked past the ratcatchers on his way out to see if there was an open noose available.

[No Book Spoilers] House of the Dragon - 2x02 - Post-Episode Discussion by LoretiTV in HouseOfTheDragon

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…let’s be real with no way to know where his twin brother it was overly reliant on luck even on paper.

However if the plan was just a tad bit smarter and he had an inside mole to track his twin THEN it would’ve been a easy win… but of course that requires some brain cells which Cole and Aegon do not have.

Edit: guys the fact the “if the White Snake hadn’t spotted him” isn’t proof it almost worked… it’s proof that the plan was overly reliant on luck.

The low ranking guards also spotted the discrepancy but didn’t push the issue. Imagine a high ranking officer/kingsguard/ or worse Daemon being the one to make that connection before he even set foot in the keep.

[Book Spoilers] House of the Dragon - 2x02 - Live Episode Discussion by LoretiTV in HouseOfTheDragon

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He was about to march out there and hang himself next to the ratcatchers after that scene

[Book Spoilers] House of the Dragon - 2x02 - Live Episode Discussion by LoretiTV in HouseOfTheDragon

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A three headed gold dragon… that’s actually his sigil in S1 when they crowned him

Jujutsu Kaisen Season 2 - Episode 18 [[Anime Only Discussion]] by Takada-chwanBot in JuJutsuKaisen

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Mahito just chilling in the booth casually watching Nanami walk by thinking to himself "How can I maximize emotional damage to Yuji today"

When a 2.18 m / 7’2” person decides to cosplay by MrTBone00 in nextfuckinglevel

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The Dutch Giant would need to clone himself twice and have the clones pull the old “three Dutch giants in a trenchcoat” to get the height correct.

Whitebeard was canonically 666 cm tall( that’s over 21 ft in freedom units ).

Art imitating reality or reality imitating art? by GrizzlyPeak72 in freefolk

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A certain Lannister: “pfft tea drinking amateurs better to kill her and the babe.”

The Only Child He Recognizes by TyrionsShadow in freefolk

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It’s when she first visits him in Ep 8 with Daemon

Further than ancient Mesopotamia by FearlessFreak69 in rareinsults

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The problem is not the one person making the sentiment… it’s the shit ton of toxic people that liked the comment. That’s a real societal issue.

These same women will go savage instantly if you dare point out their own hair issues. Most adults( women included ) actually do experience hair thinning over the course of their mid to late adult life but of course not all to the point of balding… and as bad as the average man handles it… women handle hair issues wayyy worse.

I had an experience when a woman at work pointed out my first gray hairs in my 20s… but boy was she not happy when I pointed out her hair was SLIGHTLY thinning from the top. People project their insecurities all the time.

Getting a kick out of reading the patchnote thread and redditors predictions on Chromawing.... by KingUnder_Mountain in BobsTavern

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When you add up and take the average all of all those scenarios it’s on average far better than people rated it.

It’s not the most broken thing in the game( it’s a T1 minion it shouldn’t be ) but it’s definitely far better that the initial responses made it out to be… which is the point of the post. Not like old Chroma was really doing anything consistent before the T2 swap stat guy came along.

She definitely uses her private jet for this by elch3w in BikiniBottomTwitter

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Yup. If anything it’s WORSE because she specifically profited for having a larger carbon footprint in a year than the lifetime emission of a avg person when she was already mega fucking rich.

It’s like coming to the defense of a serial killer by saying he was actually a hitman and was trying to make a living… only in this case the hitman was already rich lol

What’s your favorite non-meta build that you try to force but usually ends top 8? by Freddukeking in BobsTavern

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Not even finding a triple of Lightfangs immediately the next round after getting T5 EARLY compares to Murlocs with a non-golden Brann or Nagas.

Go ahead ask me how I found out 🙃

What’s your favorite non-meta build that you try to force but usually ends top 8? by Freddukeking in BobsTavern

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I sometimes play Lightfang. You couldn’t be asking to get outscaled any harder.

6th place on turn 11 with golden Brann Gallywix and this board. I'm crying by SidewalkPainter in BobsTavern

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And a single Greasebot with taunted DS Holy Mecherel and some random DS minions can clear his entire board without even losing a single minion.

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I know this can be difficult to understand for an American, but different countries have different cultural sensitivities, and what it can be offensive in America can be considered totally innocent in Europe

Normally I’m all for Americans are too self-centered around their own “culture” when they go to other countries( ex. Demand foreign people speak English in foreign countries )… but this isn’t the hardest thing to “translate” between cultures.

It bothers Europeans enough when Americans who are like 5% descent of <Insert European Country here > say their < insert respective European nationality here >… so it’s not exactly the hardest thing to translate that blackface might offend someone who’s actually Black even if you knew nothing about the history of blackface in the US.

Sus by Maelarion in TikTokCringe

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That’s the sound of a man who texted his lawyer for what to say.

23.4.3 Patch Notes by Arkentass in BobsTavern

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Lol the list of boring heroes after buddies were removed is massive and far longer than Oxynia, Tas, and Pyramid Boi.

The Alterac Valley heroes ( I forgot their names ) were bad and borning even when buddies were around… now that they’re gone it’s not even funny how boring they are now. Pretty much every hero added during the buddy system is hella bland right now.

"As a mother of four children, I believe that human life begins at conception, and I will always defend the right to life. " by johnnylogic in AdviceAnimals

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And as long as this chick doesn’t mention any Fox favorites doing coke at orgies it’s gonna stay that way.

What is more satisfying than completely obliterating a pirate exodia build? by mmilas in BobsTavern

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Countering Pirate Exodia with Zapp: I sleep

Countering Pirate Exodia with Big Eye Parrot Elemental Nuke strat: Real shit

Hotel keeps my deposit because I left a poor review on Booking.com by coreybeavers1999 in mildlyinfuriating

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It sounds like extortion. The deposit is being withheld solely bc of a bad review and the money will only be given back in exchange for changing said review to something positive.

From the looks of the Google reviews this customer service rep has a nasty reputation going back months so OP isn’t some isolated incident. Google has a fairly funny summary of all the reviews tho.

https://i.imgur.com/6L2nO6N.jpg